Party Like It's 1999



Appropriately enough since it's been over a decade since either of them were relevant, the delusional Jennifer Love Hewitt and the butchered, barely recognizable Rose McGowan went to Decades Boutique. Not sure what they did there, but it definitely involved cleavage and most likely didn't involve acting work.

Rose McGowan Is Missing An Elbow


Rose McGowan is an actress best known for her work in that one thing and that one other thing, then Robert Rodriguez cast her in Planet Terror - the movie where he left his wife of 15 years and his six kids to stay in Rose McGowan. He then cast her in his remake of Red Sonja. She now needs a cast for her arm. FOXNews reports:
At this time last year, Rose McGowan told us how excited she was to be kicking butt and working under the direction of her fiancé Robert Rodriguez in the she-devil comic book adaptation “Red Sonja”, but it turns out a serious injury has brought the production to a standstill. “I had wrist and elbow surgery and they took part of my elbow out. I had really bad nerve damage from doing stunts - I do a lot of my own stunts,” McGowan recently told Tarts. “I could no longer use my arm, but now I can hold a fork and drive so we’re working our way up. It’ll probably be another six months of rehab, but It’s the price you pay for being really limber and being able to do back flips!”

Man, Rose McGowan seems to be staying really positive about this whole thing. Unlike your pregnancy test last night. Sorry, baby. Maybe you should use a bear trap on me next time.

The only Rose McGowan pictures we post:

Rose McGowan Has a Big Mouth


Rose McGowan is currently starring in Fifty Dead Men Walking, the film adaptation of IRA informer Martin McGartland's autobiography. Of course, now that she's spent three grueling weeks on set playing dress up and reading words other people wrote, she's now rambling about topics in which she is hilariously misinformed. BBC News reports:

A Hollywood actress has caused a storm after saying she would have joined the IRA if she had lived in Belfast during the Troubles....She told a news conference that her "heart just broke for the cause" ahead of the film's premiere in Canada. Unionist politicians have criticised her comments and Mr McGartland said the actress's comments were naive. Ulster Unionist Mid-Ulster assembly member Billy Armstrong said the comments were "foolish and offensive". "As an IRA member would Miss McGowan have been happy to participate in the abduction, torture and murder of Jean McConville, a widow and mother of 10," he said. Ms McGowan said: "Violence is not to be played out daily and provide an answer to problems, but I understand it." Martin McGartland, who still lives in hiding, said the situation in the late 1980s was very different with daily killings in Belfast. "Rose McGowan's comments were insulting to victims of IRA terrorism and she should apologise," he said."

Wow, actors are stupid. Rose, read your lines and show us your tits. That's all we need from you. I'm almost positive that's what the IRA would want from you. Unless of course they discovered a way to make a nail bomb with botox and collagen.

Rose McGowan is Single


During the filming of Grindhouse, Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriquez had an affair that ultimately led to Rodriguez leaving his wife of 16 years and his five children. In October of last year, McGowan and Rodriguez became engaged and later announced they were teaming up to remake the '60s classic, Barbarella, and two other films. Yeah, not so much. Page Six reports:

McGowan was hoping to star in at least three planned Rodriguez films - a remake of "Barbarella," "Red Sonja" and "Woman in Chains!" But sources say the couple, who we reported last October were engaged, have split, partly over the problems Rodriguez had finding financing for "Barbarella" - the 1968 cult classic in which Jane Fonda played a sexy space adven- turess - with McGowan in the title role. McGowan, best known for her witchy role on TV's "Charmed," wasn't thought to have enough box-office draw for the $70 million remake, especially after "Grindhouse" disappointed with about $25.4 million in domestic ticket sales. "Too bad 'Grindhouse' didn't gross $100 million. Then, maybe, 'Barbarella' would have gotten the green light," said one source. "Instead, the moguls were saying, 'We need a bigger star, a bigger name.' " Jessica Alba has been touted as a possible replacement."

Man, I can barely even talk about this it's so sad. I think we all had high hopes for these two. Especially when Robert Rodriguez decided to dump his wife at her job and abandon his kids so he could fuck Rose McGowan in his trailer. I guess I was wrong, but I thought his heart was finally ready to love.

As always, the greatest Rose McGowan pictures of all time (NSFW):

Rose McGowan is Engaged


Sources say Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez are now engaged after dating since last year. The couple met on the set of Planet Terror and rumors started almost immediately. Rodriquez's wife of 16 years was a producer on the film. People says:

He's my best friend," McGowan told PEOPLE last June. "We instantly became really good friends." Engagement rumors swirled for months as the couple attended Hollywood events, and recently McGowan has been sporting a large diamond ring on her wedding finger."

Love can make you do some pretty amazing things. Things like overcoming the shackles of 5 kids and 16 year marriage. Because, really, nothing should get in the way of the whispers of your heart. Or your chance to pin Rose McGowan's knees to her ears and work her like an oil well.

Obligatory Rose McGowan nakedness (NSFW):

Rose McLinkin'


Oscar De La Hoya is a big gay boxer [Drunken Stepfather]
Dannii Minogue has big boobies [Hollywood Tuna]
Carrie Bradshaw and Big are back together again [Dlisted]
Mary-Kate Olsen still looks creepy [Hollywood Rag]
Scary Spice is a shitty mother [ASL]
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are obvious [City Rag]
Say a little prayer for Owen Wilson [Just Jared]
Jennifer Garner can't wait for Broadway [Popsugar]
Jessica Alba is promoting [Popoholic]
Mischa Barton needs a bra [Egotastic]
The View is retarded [College Humor]
Look up Andrea Corr's skirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez are engaged [Page Six]

Rose McGowan Doesn't Care If You're Married


It's no secret that Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan had an affair during the Grindhouse shoot. What we didn't know is that production had to be shut down for over a month when Rodriguez's wife of 16 years, producing partner and mother of his 5 children found out. Page Six reports:

The production had to shut down for a month while he recovered," Variety reports...." When Elizabeth found out, there was an eruption of emotions - an emotional volcano...In the meantime, Rodriguez and McGowan are keeping an ultra-low profile. "They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together."

Like, so a film director left his wife of 16 years to bang a hot piece of ass and didn't care who knew? You're kidding me. This never happens in Hollywood. Next you're gonna tell me that people have unprotected sex and do drugs. Just stop it. Stop with your lies!!

Here, again, are the best (NSFW) Rose McGowan pictures ever:

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Rose McGowan Likes a Clean Pole


Rose McGowan reportedly spent days on the set of Grindhouse thinking she had contracted an illness due to her work on a stripper pole. Disgusted by the conditions of the strip club where her scenes were filmed, she made the crew sanitize the pole. She said:

I made them Windex the pole. That's a lot of bacteria adding up over the course of an evening."

Rose McGowan has huge boobs so it's hard for me to disagree with anything she says, especially anything about Windex. It gives you that streak free shine every time. How does it do that?!



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