In other news, I'm running for the Mayor of McDonaldland. Radar Online reports:

Roseanne Barr announced, “I am running for President of the United States,” on Thursday’s edition of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Said Roseanne: “I’m totally serious, cause I want to be part of the debates, because I want to represent the taxpayer. "In fact, I’m choosing the taxpayers as my vice president.” Roseanne's inspiration to do both a reality show, and quest for the Oval Office, came from an unlikely source: Sarah Palin. “That’s kinda what got me to thinking that I too should run for president, if she can,” Roseanne said. Roseanne, 58, said she won't be running under the banner of the Democrat or Republican party: “I’m not for either party because they both suck and they’re both a bunch of criminals ... so I made up my own party, it’s America's Green Tea Party.”

Well, if Roseanne wants to be in the debates, she has to pick an actual party that's allowed to debate. I really hope it's Democrat. Basically because she already looks the part.

Because I obviously hate all of you, here's Roseanne Barr on the beach in Maui. To be honest, when I saw these thumbnails in the pic forums, I fully expected to see a lot more spearguns and dynamite.

Roseanne Barr is talking smack about Brad and Angelina [Dlisted]
Megan Good is see through [Hollywood Tuna]
Jennifer Lopez trains for a triathlon [Lainey Gossip]
Kimberly Locke is performing in her underwear (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Celebrity boob jobs - the list grows [City Rag]
Rumer Willis doesn't fly solo [Just Jared]
Madonna turns 50 [Popsugar]
Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend is probably cheating [Hollywood Rag]
Anna Kournikova does Maxim [Popoholic]
Katie Price flashes her panties again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Olivia Munn massages herself [Egotastic]
Jessica Alba goes to the Alma awards [ASL]
Vanity Horror (Mirrors) [Pajiba]

Bonus - More of Roseanne Barr and her patriotism:

While co-hosting a radio show on KCAA, Roseanne Barr and her on-air guest, black lesbian activist Jasmyne Cannick, talked about gays. Roseanne talked a little more:

Never once in my 54 years have I ever once heard a gay or lesbian person who's politically active say one thing about anything that was not about them. They don't care about minimum wage, they don't care about any other group other than their own self because you know, some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing and sometimes I wonder. I've never heard any of them say anything except for "accept me 'cause I'm gay." It's just, it's screwed. It's no different than the evangelicals, it's the same mindset. They want you to accept Jesus and you guys want us to all believe it's ok to be gay. And a lot of us, a lot of them, I do, I don't give a damn who anybody has sex with, as long as they're not underage and an animal. I don't give a damn, it's none of my damn business. I'm just sick of all the divisiveness, it's not getting any of us anywhere."

Well, I guess. Everybody has an agenda. She could've replaced gays with Al-Qaeda or any other single interest group. But whatever, gays don't bother me. And no, that doesn't include you, Jake Gyllenhaal. I most certainly won't come to your slumber party, so stop calling me.

Listen to Roseanne's comments at the :29 minute mark here.

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Britney Spears could probably use a gay stylist:

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