I realize it's September, but let's go back in time to January so I can pretend I knew about Rosie Jones' 2011 calendar. Let's also go back in time to this morning so somebody could talk me out of wearing white socks with black shoes. That would be great.

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I woke up this morning and looked out the window, only to find my penis skipping rocks in the lake and staring reflectively into the horizon. I asked him what was wrong, and he said that Rosie Jones has done her last photoshoot of the year. So I'm posting it in the hopes in pulls him out of his sadness. Because where does depression hurt, my friends? My balls apparently.

Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, India Reynolds, Stacey Massey, and Daisy Watts went on vacation in Egypt, and Rosie Jones took her camera along. Based on these pictures (NSFW), it's hard to imagine why they aren't in the hull of a boat getting sold as sex slaves. Just like in Eastern Europe. There's nothing over there but vampires, gymnasts, and guys who torture white girls. Oh please, I know what goes on over there! I watch movies!

I apologize for making you look at the Nexus 6 pleasure model all night, so to make that up to you, here's Rosie Jones and what can only be described as the most perfect rack ever created by God's own hand. Seriously. If they were anymore flawless they would contain boron.

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At this point, it doesn't really matter what's in the frame when you take a picture of Rosie Jones. A bulldog on a leash? Sure, why not? Mostly because she always topless. Rosie Jones could pose with a dead body or next to an oil drum she just dumped into the Gulf and it would still be the greatest thing you see all day.

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It's been way too long since Rosie Jones and her perfect tits were on this site, and I only know that because of the emails I get everyday saying "It's been way too long since Rosie Jones and her perfect tits were on this site." So, if it's okay with you, please stop emailing me. Here's Rosie Jones. And her perfect tits. And ass. Are you happy now?! Will this make you love me?!

My obsession with Rosie Jones and her perfect body may soon require law enforcement officials to step in, so hopefully before then, I can take her to a nice dinner and get to know her better. You know, just talk. Talk about her hopes, her dreams, the size of my dick. Just getting to know each other stuff. Since I'm so charming and my grandma ironed my shirt, I'm sure I'll be able to talk her into having sex with me. I hope she's kinda freaky, because I'm from the South, so dressing up like Caillou and fucking her just seems really organic to me.


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If you're like me, you've probably sat and wondered exactly how many pics a photographer could take of Rosie Jones wearing a tight black dress standing in one spot in front of a cinder block wall. If you guessed his camera's battery was hooked up to a nuclear reactor, congratulations! You're the big winner!