These pictures of Rosie Jones will lead you to believe that she's an active tennis player, but the discerning eye will notice that her perfect tits are hanging out, so I really don't think she plays tennis. At least not the kind of tennis that you play at the country club with Buffy and Blain. God, why do you have to be so stuck up? You think you're better that me, is that what you think?!

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Rosie Jones is an IDLYITW favorite, so imagine my penis' reaction when he heard the news that her and Emma Frain did a topless shoot for Nuts magazine in a cafe. I tried to imagine too because I was in my room folding laundry while he was on the couch on the laptop. Because he's so long you see.

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Despite being the greatest publication in the history of the world, Nuts Magazine might convert intergalactic warlords to Christianity by dressing up Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones in Santa's Little Helper outfits. Which of course they immediately take off. Like I did after my conversation with Megan Fox yesterday when she told me I got her pregnant. Then I hung up. You can't live in the past, man.

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