A bunch of U.K. chicks got together for Nuts and took off their shirts (NSFW). Among them are Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and some chick named Lucy Banghard. I wonder if that's her real name. It's like her dad planned ahead before he left her mom.

As you might or might not have noticed, I'm writing on the weekends now because Jess is apparently too good to condescend to do it because she's hungover most of the time (ooh la di da i have big tits la di da buy me a jameson mexican hipster la di da my vagina is locked la di da lol sorry), so in fairness to you and myself, weekends around here will now consist of a whole lot of naked. I hope that pleases everyone. Like the ridiculously hot Rosie Jones pleases me in her photoshoot for Loaded called "Student Living". Where she does everything college chicks do except without the running shorts and Uggs.


Rosie Jones in a bath of beans by loadedmag

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.


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When your body is physical perfection, sometimes people want you to be on the cover of their magazine. So here's Rosie Jones on the new issue of Zoo. This is almost like the time I was on the cover of Southern Living for my famous lemon cookies. My grandma says that's just one more reason why I'm such a catch. That and when I cry during my Grey's Anatomy viewing parties. She says I should have a girlfriend in no time.

I realize it's September, but let's go back in time to January so I can pretend I knew about Rosie Jones' 2011 calendar. Let's also go back in time to this morning so somebody could talk me out of wearing white socks with black shoes. That would be great.

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In what historians will later call the greatest tweet of all time, Rosie Jones (2nd from left) uploaded this pic of her, Rhian Sugden, Holly Peers and Emma Glover giving each other breast exams. Or feeling each other up. Or something that doesn't matter. I assume this was taken before the naked pillow fight and them dancing around the living room singing into hairbrushes about how much they love me. Yep. That's totally how I see this playing out. Because, really, why wouldn't it? My grandmother says I'm very handsome with many desirable qualities women look for in a mate.

I still have no idea what this Red Nose thing is and how it's supposed to help poor people, but that's really beside the point because it gives Rosie Jones an excuse to do this. Katy Perry gets marks for originality (OMG, she put the red nose ON her nose! Can you even believe it?!), but Rosie Jones has better tits. And that's pretty much all that matters to me. Oh, and who will win American Idol. Could it be that one dude with that one story? Or that one chick with that one thing that happened in her life? Or the minority who sings well? The suspense is too much!

I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here's Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump). Don't say I never do anything for you. I'd do more, but it's hard when Todd's two years behind on his child support payments.