Rosie Jones Is In Front



I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here's Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump). Don't say I never do anything for you. I'd do more, but it's hard when Todd's two years behind on his child support payments.

Rosie Jones Is In French, Not Much Else



It's Super Bowl Sunday. Rosie Jones did a shoot for a magazine written in French (click the banner for all the nsfw goodness). If you're still reading this for any reason, you're probably listening to Lady Gaga and cursing Kings of Leon.

Rosie Jones > Cialis


I would get Rosie Jones pregnant and raise the child in a crackhouse surrounded by an AIDS moat just to say I got her pregnant, and these pictures (NSFW) of her in Front are all the reason I need. Dear God. I'd fuck her so fast California could pay us to start control fires.

Click on the banner pic to see God's precious glory

Rosie Jones Says Good Morning


I woke up this morning and looked out the window, only to find my penis skipping rocks in the lake and staring reflectively into the horizon. I asked him what was wrong, and he said that Rosie Jones has done her last photoshoot of the year. So I'm posting it in the hopes in pulls him out of his sadness. Because where does depression hurt, my friends? My balls apparently.

Rosie Jones Does Front


As you look at these pictures (click the banner pic NSFW) of the utterly perfect Rosie Jones in the new issue of Front, please realize that England has Kelly Brook, Rosie Jones, Keeley Hazell, Vikki Blows, Holly Peers, Kelly Andrews, Gemma Atkinson, Eva Wyrwal, and Lucy Pinder. America has Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Miley Cyrus. Uh, did I miss something? Didn't we win the Revolutionary War? What's up with that?

Rosie Jones And Holly Peers Get Loaded


Whenever I do a Rosie Jones post, 15 minutes later I have to do another one. So, since that's the case, here's Rosie Jones and Holly Peers in the new issue of
LOADED (NSFW). Unless you count the time I posted a pictures of the lemon cookies I baked, rarely is perfection ever seen on this site. I'm not even halfway joking when I say Rosie Jones' vagina could have a bear trap inside and I'd still be done before it was set off.

Rosie Jones Is The Old Spice Guy


You know that black guy in the Old Spice commercials? You do? Fuck him.

Rosie Jones Has A Calendar


Can we pretend January 2010 starts in two months? My penis would really appreciate it.