Sad news today, my friends. Two young, attractive, and rich white people broke up. Us Magazine reports:

After seven months together, Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe have pulled the plug on their relationship, a source tells Us Weekly. "It was mutual," the source says. "They were never fully committed." After meeting at Kate Hudson's Halloween party last October, the pair first called it quits in February. "They were always on and off," adds the source. "They were always seeing other people." Still, when reports surfaced in March that Phillippe, 36, was father of his ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp's baby, due this month, Seyfried, 25, stuck by him.

Ryan Phillippe has two baby mamas, so I guess Amanda Seyfried could see things wouldn't work out long-term. She could probably visualize where her life would go with Ryan and she didn't like it. Sometimes it's hard to give up on love because it makes you view the world like you never have before. Music is sweeter. Sights are brighter. Life is just more worth living. But it's difficult being famous and in a committed relationship. The paparazzi lens craft erroneous tales of betrayal, jealously, and mistrust. I hope these two can find love again. That is my hope. That is my dream. For if two hearts can find love, that means we all can.

Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were in Paris this weekend, where Seyfried was consulting doctors for an experimental eye operation that isn't available in the United States. I'm making all this up of course, but it sounds right. I would say something else, but she can probably see me right now.

Ryan Philippe's ex, Alexis Knapp, is seven months pregnant. And now she's prepared. TMZ reports:

Ryan Phillippe's ex/alleged baby mama has lawyered up ... and a legal battle is now brewing ... TMZ has learned.

Alexis Knapp -- the model/actress who claims to be carrying Ryan's baby -- has hired Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Ryan has said he'll take a DNA test once the baby is born and support the child if it's his, but Alexis is not satisfied.

And here's a fun fact. Kaplan repped K-Fed in his divorce/custody battle with Britney Spears.

Since news of her pregnancy broke, reports have all said that Ryan Phillippe agreed to step up and support the kid once a paternity test was done, so I imagine this move is just to cement everything in front of a judge. I also imagine Mark Vincent Kaplan's going to have a slightly harder time in court against a preppy, normal white dude who already has an active role in the lives of two kids than he did against a crazed redneck who needs her dad to sign a permission slip for her to go to Starbucks.

Ryan Phillippe's current piece, Amanda Seyfried, doing nothing to help Japan:

With the possibility that he got the hot piece of ass in the banner pic pregnant, Ryan Phillippe wants to submit to a DNA test to make sure he doesn't have to write a check for the next 18 years. TMZ reports:

We're told Ryan will not submit to the DNA test until the baby is born. There are prenatal paternity tests, but there's a slight risk of miscarriage and Ryan does not want to take the chance. Our sources say Ryan will step up and provide support for Alexis Knapp's unborn baby, provided it is indeed his. Although there are reports Ryan and Alexis were boyfriend/girlfriend, we're told that was never the case. They had dated for a while but it was never serious. The baby is due in June.

His current girlfriend's eyes look like goggles, yet he wants scientific proof that he got this chick pregnant. To reiterate, look at the banner picture. Even if the baby wasn't mine, I'd take it to a tanning bed and pay the doctor to say it had smallpox. From a blanket. Because I'm Native American, you see. And if I said that then peop...oh, nevermind!

In the April issue of Elle magazine, Amanda Seyfried confirmed she and Ryan Phillippe are dating. Today, Ryan Phillippe's ex-girlfriend, Alexis Knapp (this chick), confirmed she was pregnant. Awkward you say? No, not at all. People reports:

Just as things are heating up again between Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried comes a potentially serious complication. Alexis Knapp, an actress who dated Phillippe last summer, is pregnant and, a source says, "Alexis has told friends that the child is Ryan's." The baby is said to be due in June. Reps for Knapp and Phillippe did not have any comment. But the source tells PEOPLE that "Ryan is aware of the situation [and] totally prepared to take responsibility should the child be his."

Amanda Seyfried's gigantic eyes probably saw this coming, so she should have had enough time to process it and move on. If not, Ryan can always drown it and dress it up in a Kimono and say that's how he found it.

"It's a trap!" That quote can reference two things in this post.

In the April issue of Elle, Amanda Seyfried opens up (no, only figuratively. because she has a movie coming out) about how actor Dominic Cooper broke her heart (um, okay) and how Ryan Phillippe is helping her vagina through it all. People reports:

Amanda Seyfried may be "very much a couple" with Ryan Phillippe these days, but moving on from her relationship with ex Dominic Cooper wasn't an easy thing to do. "I got my heart broken pretty hard," Seyfried, 25, says in the April issue of Elle magazine. "After that, it's really hard to open myself up to a new person. Really hard." The actress, who dated Mamma Mia! costar Cooper for more than three years, says she was initially hurt because he was still involved with someone else. "I was just kind of foolishly thinking that the two of them were done and Dom and I were involved," says Seyfried, who split temporarily with Cooper, 32, before getting back together...But Cooper wasn't the only man Seyfried met of the set of Mamma Mia! She also got cozy with the son of costar Stellan Skarsgard, True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard, 34. "We dated," she says of the younger Skarsgard. "He's super funny, but I was too involved with Dom."

I guess lost in this whole story is that Seyfried was giving it up to Eric from True Blood. Eric from True Blood who freely admits he's a freak. So either this Cooper dude is hung like Secretariat if he was exposed to gamma radiation or he told her she was fat once. Unlimited sex with a hot chick without having to be emotional available is pretty much guaranteed with either of those scenarios. A birth certificate that says "George Clooney" also helps.

Although they've been not-so-secretly been dating for almost two years, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish (Phillippe's co-star in Stop Loss who reportedly had a hand in breaking up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon) ended speculation about their relationship when they made their first public appearance at the 2008 Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards in Beverly Hills last night. People reports:

They were adorable," says a guest. "He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable." When Cornish - who was being honored with a Breakthrough Award - was introduced, Phillippe rubbed her back while she leaned against his shoulder. Throughout the evening, they held hands...The secret to Cornish's appeal? "We needed a girl who could knock back and drink the guys under the table, change a blown tire, whatever she needs to do," their Stop-Loss director, Kimberly Pierce, tells PEOPLE. "And she has that. She's that kind of girl."

I can understand how this was a big step for Ryan. I secretly dated a girl for two years and when I finally took her out the cops surrounded us and starting yelling stuff at me like "missing person" and "manhunt." Whatever. I think they were just jealous. I bet the only reason she ran into that cop's arms in the first place was because they were related or something and just wanted to catch up.

Abbie Cornish (and Heath Ledger) topless in Candy (NSFW):

Although he says he wishes his ex-wife, Reese Witherspoon, and friend, Jake Gyllenhaal the best, Ryan Phillippe now says he doesn't like looking at pictures of the new couple. I don't either. They're boring. Us Magazine reports:

It's bizarre," the Stop-Loss star, 33, tells USA Today. "There's plenty of times when I say, 'What a strange situation I've found myself in.' But at a certain point you know it's going to happen, so you are prepared in some fashion."

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon split in 2006 while Phillippe was filming Stop Loss. Coincidentally, right around the time he starting banging his co-star, Abbie Cornish. They've been quietly dating ever since. So, I'm kinda having a hard time believing he's up nights trying to figure out ways to avoid seeing pictures of these two. He's probably just saying this to perpetuate the myth that Jake Gyllenhaal can get close to a vagina without giggling.