Imagine who they want you to vote for! You'll never believe it!:

Jessica Alba took a musical stand for Barack Obama today, with an appearance in Will.I.Am's new video We Are One. The just-released black-and-white pro-Obama project also features Ryan Philippe, John Leguizamo, singer Macy Gray, actor/rapper Tyrese, Ugly Betty's Eric Mabius, Fantastic Four's Kerry Washington, Everyone Hates Chris' Tichina Arnold, comedian George Lopez, Friday Night Lights' Adrienne Palicki and The Boondocks' Regina King. In it, mom-to-be Jessica, 26, who's in her third trimester, says, "I would like to see a cleaner Earth, for my child, who I'm bringing into the world very soon."

I'm really glad I saw this video. I was struggling to find the right candidate for me, but thanks to the encouragement of a bunch of overpaid high-school dropouts and talking mannequins, I've learned that if you chant Obama's name over and over, something magical will happen! He's just like Candyman, only lighter!

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe were officially divorced last week. They were married for seven years and have two children. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained the final divorce papers officially making it final. Reese initially filed for divorce on November 8, 2006, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason."

It's always sad when longtime Hollywood couples split up, because they represent a semblance of love and honor in the Sodom and Gomorrah that is Hollywood. At least that's what my fan mail said when my Hannah Montana doll and I broke up. However, my friends say those letters look like my handwriting and the Hannah Montana isn't even real. Oh really? Well if she isn't real, then how come when I pick her up she can sing two songs and say up to six phrases? I think my point has been made, sir. Good day.

View the divorce documents here