Barack Obama doesn't fear terrorism, but he does fear filling up on Johnny Cakes before the peach cobbler is served.

Rip Torn knows the ground isn't level, and here I thought it was just me this whole time. [DListed]

This horrible album cover better be the last we ever hear of Sanjaya, or I'm calling immigration like the bigot I've always feared I am. [Seriously?OMG!WTF?]

Kristin Cavallari's 80s costume must have come with authentic 80s cocaine. [Hollywood Tuna]

What George Clooney would look like if we lost all respect for him [CityRag]

PETA begs Bristol Palin to give peas a chance. Meanwhile, I just killed a koala by choking it with my fist. [Celebitchy]

Pink would give Carey Hart away if he married again. Good news, because it's not like he'll fetch top dollar. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Don't you just want to shove something in Reese Witherspoon's mouth when she opens it like that? [Just Jared]

A woman on Myspace, simply known as "J," has vowed to starve herself until American Idol contestant, Sanjaya Malakar is voted off. Considered by many to be the worst singer in the history of the top 10, Malakar has remained on the show due to Howard Stern listeners and Vote For the Worst. "J" says:

Aside from the initial debacle with contestant Antonella Barba, season 6 was starting to look like it may be actually very good. The big voices of Melinda Doolittle and LaKisha Jones, the innovative styling's of Blake Lewis, and the smooth R&B of Phil Stacey are just a few of the hopefuls with immense potential. However, there is one hinge in this broad spectrum of talent this year ... Sanjaya Malakar...So until the day that Sanjya is no longer American Idol, I will be going on a hunger strike. This means I will refuse to eat anything until American Idol voters wise up, and stop voting Sanjya through each week."

Wow, who says young people today don't stand for anything? This chick is just like Gandhi. But instead of protesting British rule in India, she's protesting a talent show. Through her great personal sacrifice, millions won't care less if she lives or dies. What an indomitable spirit!

Sanjaya and family:



Katharine McPhee on March 21st:

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