Tina Fey Does Sarah Palin. Again.


When something was funny two years ago, the first thing you should do is use it again and run it into the ground. And that's what Tina Fey did when she hosted SNL this weekend and reprised the only reason why people know her. I don't want to give anything away, but she made a joke about how dumb Sarah Palin is. Haha, OMG! I know! I wasn't expecting that either!!

Bristol Palin Is Expensive


Levi Johnston was some teenage loser who got drunk and knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, then he parlayed that "fame" by posing nude and standing outside car dealerships. Bristol now wants all that money of course. TMZ reports:
Court documents were filed by Bristol's lawyer late Thursday afternoon in Alaska, demanding $1,750 a month in child support from Levi, retroactive to the birth of son Tripp on December 27, 2008. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Bristol believes Levi has pulled in "in excess of $105,000 in 2009 through various media interviews and modeling related activities." Bristol says in her sworn statement, "I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi." Bristol says Levi has forked over only $4,400 over the 13 months of Tripp's life -- $3,000 on September 9, 2009, $1,400 on December 19. Bristol's request is for temporary support, pending a permanent child support order. UPDATE: Levi Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, tells TMZ Levi has paid Bristol more than $10,000 since Tripp was born. Jones also says Levi does not make money off of every interview he does, though he did not say exactly how much Levi has made.

$1,750 for one kid? I hate to break it to you ladies, but this how Lifetime movies get made. Here's an idea, get a job. Just because you didn't make this idiot pull out, doesn't mean he has to live under a bridge so you can mark things off your Charlotte Russe wishlist. Besides, this kid is half Palin, there was a good chance he would have came out like Trig. What does he need two grand a month for? Just get him a tire swing or a cable run so he can have free access to the backyard. That seems like it would be fun and a bit more cost effective.


You can read the court docs HERE



Bristol's mama in booty shorts:

Sarah Palin = GILF


Not content with stealing the show at the Republican Governors Association in Miami this week, Sarah Palin cranked it up a notch by lounging by her hotel's pool in some ridiculously short shorts. Damn, it sucks McCain lost. Instead of getting to look at this for four years, we get to look at a First Lady who looks like the dad on Good Times in one of my aunt's wigs. Thumbs down, Electoral College. Thumbs down, man.


Thanks, Max!