It's All Diddy's Fault


Puff Dicky voted today and naturally made it all about himself. AP reports:

"Diddy said he believed he was potentially making history by voting for the first black president in U.S. history, and also felt the weight of the past in the voting booth. "I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids," he said. "It was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment."

I felt like throwing up reading this, and I can only assume MLK Jr. felt like climbing out of his grave and kicking Diddy's ass. Dr. King preached non-violence, but Diddy would be an exception to the rule. There's nothing this toothy douche has in common with Martin Luther King other than dark skin, and if we're going to go there, you're better off taking voting advice from a Hotti Gotti.

Heath Ledger Did Drugs With Naomi Campbell


Although no drugs were found in Heath Ledger's apartment at the time of his death, Naomi Campbell's former personal assistant, Rebecca White, says Ledger routinely went on cocaine and ecstasy binges with Campbell. The Sun reports:

When I was working for Naomi I saw Heath do drugs a few times. He was new on the scene but everybody was hailing him as the new It Boy actor. "We had been hanging in Naomi's bungalow at the BelAir Hotel. Heath asked Naomi if she had any cocaine - I used to carry it around for her - and I remember giving him the packet and he went off, back and forth throughout the night." Rebecca said she bought Ledger cocaine a few days later. "Each time I got an eight ball - four-and-a-half grams. The second time he came up all three of us spent a night doing coke in her bungalow. It was quite decadent. We were there for five or six hours." She also saw Ledger's wild side at parties hosted by P.DIDDY, who now calls himself SEAN JOHN after his clothing line, though the rapper is well known for his aversion to drugs. She said: "We all went to Paris for another fashion party a couple of weeks later. We went to one of Puffy's (Diddy) parties at this club. There was coke and a big bag of ecstasy pills. Naomi gave Heath a handful of these little blue pills and I remember him putting them all in his mouth at once and swigging a bottle of Cristal Champagne."

Supermodels? Wild parties? Cristal? Ecstasy? I wish somebody could point out the part of this story that's supposed to be tragic, because it sounds like the only way this night could have gotten any better is if Heath was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Here's Naomi Watts because Heath dated her, she's hotter than Naomi Campbell, and she's wearing a see-through shirt (NSFW):

Diddy is a Sexual Beast


Ever the gentleman, Sean "Diddy" Combs revealed that he and girlfriend, Kim Porter, spent a romantic getaway in Paris, where he claims they had tantric sex for 30 hours.

As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it...As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time."

Sean Combs is completely trustworthy (just ask Shyne), so there's no way he's lying about this, right? Well, yeah, yeah he probably is. Because from the look of that banner picture, he couldn't walk up a flight of stairs without a note from his doctor. Besides, what guy wants to have sex for thirty straight hours? You think it's just a coincidence that an NFL halftime is ten minutes long? Didn't think so.

Hey look, totally unrelated pictures of Lucy Pinder!


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