Robin Wright Penn now a distant memory, Sean Penn is now reportedly dating supermodel Petra Nemcova. The pair were spotted at 3:10 a.m. yesterday morning leaving the L.A. club, Villa. It was their second date in two days. PageSix.com reports:

The pair followed up an appearance at a CAA event two days ago with a full-on assault of coupledom tonight at Elton John's Oscar Party (above). Sean, 47, and Petra, 28, posed on the red carpet at the singer's AIDS Foundation fete and danced to his many hits before heading to Villa, where they sipped cocktails with Penelope Cruz and Oscar winner Javier Bardem..."

I honestly thought it was impossible for me to hate Sean Penn more, but it looks like he's proved that was pretty much just a theory.


Classic (NSFW) Petra Nemcova (2004 London Fashion Week):

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn announced via their "People" that they're divorcing after whatever amount of years and too long having been together, and thank God because they sucked as a couple. Sean Penn was loved when he was Spicoli, then he married Madonna and got angry and stuck up. Then he married The Princess Bride, turned into a self-important, egocentric prick, and made almost everyone hate him. It could be worse, though. He could be at the bottom of a lake. You can't breathe there. Unless you're a fish. I don't think Sean Penn is a fish. Oh, God I hope he's not a fish!


P.S: I'm glad Princess Robin followed my advice. Well done, Buttercup.

P.P.S.: See, I told you so.