Serena Williams and Common (a.k.a. Lonnie Rashid Lynn) had themselves a little staged surfing photo op yesterday in Hawaii. This proves that black people can swim and that Serena Williams isn't a scary monster. Well, the first one is still up in the air, but the second one? No.

She's the scary dog at the dog park. She's the one who should have been on the Large Dogs side, but her stupid owner put her in the Small Dogs side just to win. And by "win" I mean get injected with steroids and corner all the cute dogs, eat them, and steal their toys. Sexy, right?



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For some reason Brett Ratner decided to reveal in an interview that a scene in Rush Hour 3 was based on his own real life sexual experience with a transvestite. Page Six reports:

Asked by The Advocate about the sequence "when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man," Ratner responded, "That's from my personal experience. My first [oral sex] was from a man, but I didn't know it was a man...I'm not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she's not a girl."

Um, I'm not sure what kind of bars this douche is going to, but he may want to read the sign before going in because getting head from another dude doesn't prove you're not homophobic or uptight, it just means you're gay.

Ratner's ex-girlfriend and Romanian model, Alina Puscau:


Ratner's ex-girlfriend and monster, Serena Williams:

Serena Williams showed up at Tom Cruise's thinly veiled Scientology recruitment gathering which was disguised as a more absurd event to welcome Posh Spice and her husband to the United States ...

This "woman" is so butt ugly, I'm confused as to why I'm supposed to be politically correct and say nice things about her because I'm white and she's not, or whatever other stupid reasons I'm given to not point out her ugliness any time we post about her. Okay, yeah, the several pounds of makeup she's wearing, and that zit on her chest, and the piece of double sided tape stuck on her tit, which was intended to keep her manly, saggy breasted torso from busting that shirt open are really pretty. Oh, and I love the crop dusting of gold glitter all over her which is seeping from the corners of her eyes and every hair and pore on her body. She looks like Jagermeister flavored Goldschlager.

Serena Williams managed a dramatic win yesterday at Wimbledon after rain and leg cramp delays. When asked to comment Serena said, "Grr! Leg cramp make Serena mad!!"


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You remember that one night you stayed awake wondering what Bigfoot likes to do during summer vacation? Mystery solved.


Update: More big pictures: