Happy Thanksgiving Everybody

Since I'm Native American it is illegal for me to work tomorrow, so let me be the first to tell you Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be back on Friday, so if you're out of your turkey coma, come check me out. So have fun tomorrow, be safe, and drink one for me. Oh, and if you get arrested, don't worry about it. It's not like it's your fault that the Vietnamese prostitute couldn't pronounce the safe word. What are you, an English teacher all of a sudden? I buy all my girls Rosetta Stone. I just think it's a logical business decision.

To celebrate the day of giving thanks as you remember how I helped your useless, white ancestors to plant corn (my people call it maize) just so we could get scurvy, here's Native American model Shay Laren. Also, don't litter. Why? Just because. No I'm not crying! I have something in my eye! Just pick the damn paper up, asshole!

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posted by Todd on Wed, November 25, 2009 | Link This |  49 comments 


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