Like most men in L.A. who play dress up and sit for makeup in their trailers, Shia LaBeouf is a little bitch who would use a baby as a human shield if he saw a bee coming toward him. So it's really no surprise that he got his ass kicked by a shirtless fat guy in the middle of the sidewalk outside a Vancouver bar, Cinema Public House, last week. It's a good thing his friends and some guy in crutches broke up the fight to save the fat guy though. Statistics have shown that people lying on the ground in the fetal position could strike at any time.

Note: I like the part where his friends tell him he needs to "lay low". Umm, I think he already has that covered.


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In an interview in the August 2011 issue of Details magazine, Shia LaBeouf says a lot of words, but they shouldn't have wasted your time with all of those other words and instead just put this blockquote on the cover of the magazine in all caps with blinking lights around it. Because he basically tell Details he fucked Megan Fox. Because she's a ho.

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's rooting to be attracted to you, and you're rooting to be attracted to them," he explains. "I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen." When I inquire about Fox's status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, "I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. . . ."—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, "It was what it was."

This story gets even more hilarious when you realize that last week Megan Fox said she planned to renew her vows with Brian Austin Green then in the same breath called him a crying pussy. Apparently her vagina will not be at the ceremony.

Note: Granted, it's kinda a dick move for LaBeouf to say all this publicly, but please understand that Megan Fox pointed to her vagina and said, "Shia, get in this." She could have been dating Batman, and I'd still take my chances.

Right. Us Weekly reports:

She's been called the hottest girl in the world, but according to Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox wasn't ready to become a sex symbol when Transformers hit theaters in 2007.

"Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with [director] Michael Bay, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women," LaBeouf, 24, tells The Los Angeles Times.

"Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It's summer. It's Michael's style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it," he explained. "This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it."

Of course Megan Fox is uncomfortable being a sex symbol. That explains this, this, this, this, this, this, and especially this. Her leaving couldn't possibly have anything to do with this and this.

A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:

Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a "f**king fagot," RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull's Tavern in L.A.'s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.

Shia is a regular at Mad Bull's and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.

Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.

"The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia 'a f**king fagot'. Shia shot back that he was going to 'kick is f**king ass'.

"Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip."I saw him get hit, everyone did," Dee says. "It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good."

Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and "suddenly nine cop cars were there.

"They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways."

Shia LaBeouf doesn't want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he's a drunk bitch if he does. It's the same reason I don't press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it's expected, it's my own fault, and we all know it's going to happen again in a week.

I could've posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here's his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you're not too upset.

When you're a celebrity and you're just chillin on the sidewalk drinking coffee, it's very rare that paparazzi will come up and take your picture. So imagine Shia LeBeouf's surprise when a photographer did! Shia didn't take this invasion of privacy lying down, oh no. He threw his cup of coffee on the guy, but you won't believe what he did next! I bet photographers around the world will stop and think before they try any funny business with this guy again!

Hey, how did Megan Fox get in here?! Oh, that Megan! You never know where she might show up!

Big Hollywood movie star Shia LaBeouf went jogging near his house yesterday, and you probably can't tell in these pictures, but he has his shirt off. So if you look closely, you can sorta make out a chest. Enjoy, ladies!

Say what you will about Michael Bay and his penchant for blowing up things, cities and alien fighting robots, but Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen has a super bowl spot that is brief, flashy, but sorely lacking a lot of Megan Fox. So, I'll supplement...

I have no idea why Shia LaBeouf decided to walk down the street with a paper bag over his head and a plastic bag over his hand yesterday, but I'm sure there are thousands of reasons why somebody would do that. Oh, wait, no there's not. There's just one: drugs.



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