Sienna Miller is Engaged


Famous for turning sex with Jude Law into an acting career, Sienna Miller has now found love and is engaged to actor, Rhys Ifans. She accepted his proposal on his third try. The Sun reports:

The couple is alleged to be planning a summer wedding after Sienna accepted Ifans' third proposal earlier this month. Lucky Rhys first asked for Miller's hand in marriage in August last year by sending her a cryptic message in Welsh, which read: "Marry the Misfit." He then proposed for a second time in December at her 26th birthday party by hiding an engagement ring in a pile of gifts. But it was third time lucky for the actor when Sienna finally accepted his proposal just a few weeks ago."

This dude shouldn't get too comfortable, because well, Sienna Miller is a huge slut. Seriously, she's a slut. Urban legend says that if you say her name in a mirror five times in row that she'll appear behind you out of a mist. Then she'll fuck you. Be warned!

Sienna Miller is Naked Again


My mom was a Republican in the 60s, so I don't really now anything about dirty hippies. Apparently neither does the director of Hippie Hippie Shake. If they did, Sienna Miller should look like she's giving birth to Cowboy Curtis or a baby badger, because, based on what I've seen in movies, I don't think hippie chicks ever used the phrase "landing strip."

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Sienna Millinks


David Letterman hurts Paris Hilton's feelings [Dlisted]
Kirsten Dunst is still ugly [Just Jared]
Pamela Anderson is killing herself [Hollywood Rag]
Hayden Panettiere avoids an upskirt shot [Hollywood Tuna]
Cats in Anne Hathaway's boobs [City Rag]
Jennifer Aniston is still boring [ASL]
Kim Kardashian's Mom Jeans (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kiefer Sutherland tries to clean up his mess [Popsugar]
Kristin Cavallari is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are topless and hot (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Trishelle Cannatella is almost naked again [Horny Oyster]
Heather Graham is still a hottie [Popoholic]
This puppy is very sleepy [College Humor]

More of Sienna Miller naked on the set of Hippie Hippie Shake (NSFW):

Celebrities Have Nipples


Today is boring, so here are some famous boobies from the latest issue of Nuts magazine until something more interesting happens. People tend to like breasts, so this should be fun for most people in the meantime. Or you could just complain and go watch reruns of "The 99 Biggest Queers Ever" on the E! channel. I like that part where you're talking about the underrated art of teabagging other men while wearing pink rollerskates and listening to Liberace's greatest hits. Congratulations on being #1.

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Thanks to Mike for sending these in!

Sienna Miller is a Naked Hippie


Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller on set of Hippie Hippie Shake currently filming in London. By the title and the pictures, the discerning eye should be able to tell that Sienna Miller plays a hippie. Actually, it should be pretty easy. She's naked. And if hippies like to do anything, it's get naked. That, and writing stuff on walls in blood.

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Sienna Miller is Drunk and Screaming


A drunk Sienna Miller screamed at a bunch of photographers in London last night at the the opening of her new fashion store Twenty8Twelve. Apparently in London when you take somebody's picture, you're a rapist. The Sun reports:

The actress, who looked severely the worse for wear, was at the opening of her new fashion shop Twenty8Twelve in London's smart Notting Hill. She was there with "friend" Rhys Ifans, who was hitting the sauce heavily as well ... She shouted: "Fuck off, you fuckiing shits. "See you in court, you fucking rapists." One photographer who was at the launch said he was shocked at the outburst. He said: "I was quite flabbergasted. "We were just doing our jobs, all we were trying to do was get some quotes on how the opening of the shop went and she called us all rapists. "It's an outrageous term to use for such a petty little thing as being at a party and being photographed. "It was completely the wrong context to use that word."

Wow, that's a pretty healthy self-esteem for a chick who's only famous for fucking Jude Law while he was married. She's also supposed to be some sort of British fashion icon, but in reality, she was born in New York and dresses like she just won the Miss Women's Shelter pageant. Not really someone you'd want to rape. She's no Whoopi Goldberg.


Image source: Daily Mail

Sienna Linker


Charlotte Church is still pregnant [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz and John Mayer should get a room [Hollywood Rag]
Zac Efron is an underwear flasher [Just Jared]
James Blunt on Sesame Street [College Humor]
Fergie and her purple "Mom Jeans" [Hollywood Tuna]
Rihanna almost slips a nip [Egotastic]
K-Fed is still trying to be an actor [Popsugar]
Sean Penn is topless [City Rag]
Scarlett Johansson is Silken Floss [Popoholic]
Scary Spice defends her batterer [ASL]
Caroline D'Amore has a cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
In case you missed it: Vanessa Minnillo uncensored (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Mena Suvari looks like a dude [Horny Oyster]

Note: Banner picture is Sienna Miller topless in Ibiza. Click for the NSFW picture.

Sienna Miller Has Nipples


I'm not sure if most of you know who Sienna Miller is, but here she is on the beach. If you look real close, you can kinda make out that she's topless. And boring. It's unclear why Tarzan is there. Hey, his tree house looks pretty cool, though. So much better than the one in the movie.

Larger versions are NSFW, I guess:


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