"That's the problem with the world today. They don't appreciate the sanctity of marriage." - Kim Kardashian
After literally trolling for a husband on the Internet with the promise of unlimited anal sex, Sinead O'Connor married Barry Herridge on December 18th in Las Vegas on her 45th birthday. Apparently he wasn't fulfilling her anal needs. ET Online reports:

"Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband's life," she wrote. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don't drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage. It became apparent to me that if he were to stay with me he would be losing too much to bear." She also stressed that she still loved him, and didn't want to "trap" him. "I'm sorry I'm not a more regular woman. I truly believe though it is painful to admit, we made a mistake rushing into getting married, for altruistic reasons, and weren't aware or prepared for the consequences on my husband's life and the lives of those close to him. He has been terribly unhappy and I have therefore ended the marriage. I think he is too nice to do so. And too nice to trap," she wrote.

So basically, her husband's family called him up and made him realize he just married a bald, bi-polar, unattractive, 45-year old mother of three who really, really enjoys cocks in her ass. Then they drop kicked him and stuffed him in a sleeping bag and set him on fire. While the townspeople beat him with ax handles. Then the whole family changed their last name. I know, I thought it was a little extreme myself, but I guess it's better than the alternative of, "Hey, isn't your so married to Sinead O'Connor?"

Sinead O'Connor posted a suicidal tweet. Apparently she still has fans, because they freaked out and called the cops. E! Online reports:

This is one of those rare situations in which we wish that a celeb's Twitter account had been hacked. But no, Sinéad O'Connor was the one tweeting increasingly disturbing thoughts Wednesday night, capping a seemingly suicidal rant off with, "Anyway.. If any1 knows how I can kill myself...Without my kids finding out I did it deliberately pls tell me asa f--kin p." ... "Had to go psychiatrist for routine renew prescription etc. She says I'm a bad mum and mental for talking so openly about sex in public," the Grammy winner typed Wednesday. "So now I wish suicide wud kill me." "All this s--t we're not supposed to say. Including suicidal feelings, sex, etc. U just get treated like a crazy person. I want to go...To heaven SO bad. Have for yrs...But I don't wanna abandon my kids. But if I cud die without them knowing I did it myself I wud. An I know every1 will say I'm a c--t for saying that.. But f--k all this s--t we're 'not supposed to say'. I'm so tired. 24 yrs...Of being treated like a crazy person. Can't manage any more. Badly wish cud die without it ruining my kids lives."

I don't know, but if someone tweets publicly about wanting to off herself to stay relevant, maybe she really is a "crazy person," and maybe her kids are better off without her melodramatic bullshit and guilt trips. And if she wants to know a way to kill herself without them finding out, I'm sure she can find any number of people forced to listen to "Nothing Compares 2 U" who'd be more than willing to help.