Mark Wahlberg made his guest appearance on SNL this weekend (as telegraphed) , and boy was it hilarious. He basically did everything Samberg did in the first skit, except with way more awkward wooden line delivery and less animals. Man, what a riot! The only thing could be funnier than listening to Marky Mark recite lines would be Frankenstein reading a recipe.

Mark arriving at the Jimmy Kimmel Live! taping last week:


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I often long for a time when SNL was funny. I anticipated writing a post which listed the reasons why SNL isn't funny anymore, but since my memory is clouded with malted hops and bong resin [and Tommy Boy quotes] the most recent funny sketch I can think of on command is the above sketch.

While I'm on topic with a Tommy Boy quote I decided I'd share a little story about my personal experience with Chris Farley with y'all. Most of you won't care, and I don't care that you don't care, so you're more than welcome to fuck off and go play somewhere else. For those of you who do care, keep reading after the jump...

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Child abuse for the sake of comedy isn't as fashionable as it used to be thanks to godless liberals, but this skit starring Peyton Manning and a bunch of kids is the funniest thing that's been on SNL in weeks. Mostly because it doesn't star any SNL cast members. The painful live skits and the cringe-inducing Weekend Update have been about as hilarious as a clubbed baby seal.

The night's musical guest, Carrie Underwood (and her legs):

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