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Sophia Bush at Whole Foods in West Hollywood:

I know I talk a lot about how much I want to explore Megan Fox and Kate Upton's vaginas like an explorer discovering a new world, but in a Quantum Leap episode where that would actually happen, I realize that I would have to hold a conversation with them at some point. And that's not something I'm particularly interested in. My penis just called me a fag, but Sophia Bush makes an appearance on here when I'm reminded how fucking cute and adorable she is. We could go on a picnic and she could twirl her hair while I open a bottle of wine. We could talk about our past experiences and our common interests. We could discuss or dreams and our beliefs. We could inch our hands closer together until our eyes meet. Then, you know, I'd lick her vagina. Let's not forget the part where I lick her vagina.

I post pics of Sophia Bush then I forget about her for months, then she shows up again at CoverGirl's 50th Anniversary Celebration, then I remember that I'm supposed to drive 90 minutes to Wilmington and stalk her on the set of One Tree Hill. She is almost unbearably cute. If I stuck my tongue in her vagina, I'd fully expect it to be tickled by a giggling baby koala cub riding a seesaw made out of gumdrops.

In my race to post as few Halloween pictures as possible, I manged to miss this picture of Sophia Bush and some dude dressed up like Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Sophia posted this on her official Twitter in between talking about stalkers and gay rights. So in conclusion, if you want me to get behind your message, wearing a tight dress with your tits pushed up is a good way to start a dialogue. With that dialogue being mostly about anal.

When tweeting stops being polite, and starts getting real. ONTD says:

Basically someone hacked into Sophia's co-star and friend Bethany Joy Galeotti's personal FB and stole a pretty personal photo that was only meant to be seen by close family and friends. What was it? It was a sonogram e-card type thing. It even stated the sex of her unborn child. Joy hasn't even confirmed her pregnancy since she's a very private person.

Man, that sucks. But back to me, One Hill Tree Hill films in Wilmington, so I have no idea why I haven't drove down there and hid under her trailer. Some people might call it rape, but I'd like to think of it as a surprise party for her vagina. Every girl likes surprises!

If you don't think Sophia Bush is more adorable than a little girl in Cinderella footie pajamas pulling baby bear cubs in a red wagon, then you're evil and must be destroyed. That's why it's hard for me when she wears stuff like this. I want to go down on her but I'm afraid her vagina will start talking like Snuggle and tell me about snuggly softness that's really less expensive and cuddly fresh and never, ever static-y.

Sophia Bush showed up to Fashion Week in NYC and when he saw her, my penis did that thing where he giggled then punched me in the arm, because he thinks she's the most freakin adorable thing in Hollywood. She makes me want to learn calligraphy so I can write her love letters that I read to her while she's eating chocolate strawberries in the rose petal and champagne bath I made for her. Of course, then I'd bend her over a couch and use her hair as reins, too, but then it would be out of love you see. I'm so romantic!

I have no idea what the Art Of Elysium Event is, but apparently it's pretty popular because the 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium Event was this weekend. I just want to know who is responsible for sending out the invitations for this thing, because apparently he's read my penis' diary.

Minka Kelly is reportedly engaged to New York Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter, so not only does she have bad taste, she's probably asked a doctor about "future outbreaks".



Katy Perry showed up with her boyfriend, Russell Brand, and I really hope he remembered to leave the Hefty Cinch Sak of cocaine he brought in his car. Based on these pictures, he probably wouldn't have enough left to share with everybody else.



I would bang Olivia Wilde in the middle of a Chuck E. Cheese, so the fact that she wears tight dresses is kind of a plus. She could wear a jean skirt, Jellies, and a propeller hat and the first time we had sex would still involve me crying and apologizing.



Sometimes Amber Heard looks hot and sometimes she looks like a transvestite, so it's hard to reconcile the feelings I have for her. I'm not sure if I should go down on her or ask her if she thinks Darelle Revis is the key to the Jets' attacking defense.



Camille Bell scored big when she was the only one who showed up in a dress designed by Me! Me! Everybody Look At Me!!



Rachel Bilson isn't really all that hot and she's also flat-chested, so she's only on here because pageviews are important to me. Wait, did I say pageviews? I meant representing all types of beauty so you, the reader, can start an open dialogue about the media's manipulation of young women's impressionable minds by forcing them to strive for an unattainable level of beauty. Yeah, that.



I have yet to see anything in Hollywood more freakin cute and adorable than Sophia Bush. She's like a koala holding the Snuggle Fresh teddy bear on a seesaw. You know, except with a way more accommodating vagina.