There's really not much left to say about Sophie Howard and her insanely massive rack except that she could probably breastfeed every one of those kids in those commercials with flies in their eyes. Somebody should look into that. 70 cents a day is just asking way too much in this economy.

Click on the banner pic to see more titties than you will all week. GREAT BRITAIN FUCK YEAH!

I checked outside to see if there were any reindeer on my roof and I turned on the news to see if suicide rates had gone up, but to my surprise it's not Christmas yet. I thought for sure it would be because in this month's appropriately titled NUTS Magazine, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, Hannah Martin, Sam Kellett, and India Reynolds are topless. So if you happen to see me dip my penis in gamma radiation then teleport to England, you can assume the genie owes me one more wish.

CLICK. BANNER PIC. (NSFW)

If you have a computer and your girlfriend usually falls asleep before you do, you've probably already seen Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard's tits. That's cool, man. I'm just putting these up because I read a study one time that said people like looking at tits. Not ugly ones, but for real, I did read that somewhere!

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Photos: Nuts

Fergie the midget clutz fell while wearing her stilts [Dlisted]
Nick Cannon pimps his wedding ring [Just Jared]
Hilary Duff isn't alluring [Hollywood Tuna]
Mariah Carey is already planning babies [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan's lesbian ass (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Isla Fisher is still a red and white midget [Popsugar]
Olsen Twin porn [City Rag]
Mark Wahlberg has a new movie [Popoholic]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still cheesy and boring [Egotastic]
Nicole Richie pimps her little bastard [ASL]
Uma Thurman's panty upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Matt Damon sports the Pedostache [WIMB]

Sophie Howard and her huge jugs @ the Nuts Football Awards on May 7th:

There are so many great things to love about England, the weather, the dentistry, but nothing comes close to their women. I don't know what kind of human growth hormones they're getting from Barry Bonds, but basically every woman over there has an enormous rack. Just like Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. And since every woman should be judged by the size of their boobs, UK girls rank somewhere between Jesus and the pyramids.

Lucy Pinder kept her top on, but if you want to see Lucy Pinder topless, click here.

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I can't even begin to describe the level of insanity on The View. It's a bunch of catty women who think they're profound when they manage to throw in an insult about the war in Iraq in the middle of their discussion about pet fashion or the 10 ways to tell if your man is cheating on you. Then sometimes you get stuff like this. Of course, leave it to Rosie O'Donnell to find an exercise that lets her remain perfectly still. God, I wonder how much overtime ABC had to pay to whoever kept this thing from ripping out of the ceiling. In fact, I'm not even sure the swing is made from material found on Earth, because there's no way the laws of gravity suddenly stop for this woman. The only way Rosie O'Donnell could meet the weight requirements of this thing is if she was launched into space.

Here are Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard rubbing themselves and each other on the beach (back in 2005), because good luck trying to get me to find pictures of Rosie O'Donnell.

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Video thanks to TMZ

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