IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Soulja boy

Remember how Miss USA got a DUI last weekend, then swore it was someone else? Right. About that. TMZ says:

2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was HAMMERED when cops arrested her for DUI this weekend ... this according to Michigan police. According to the police report, obtained by the AP, Fakih was initially stopped when officers noticed the 26-year-old speeding and weaving through traffic in Detroit early Saturday morning. Cops say Fakih "immediately identified herself as Miss USA." According to the report, Fakih took a breathalyzer and blew more than TWICE the legal limit -- once blowing a .19 and then a .20. The legal limit in MI is .08. Officers claim they also found a half-empty bottle of wine on the floorboard behind the driver's seat. Fakih was arrested on suspicion of DUI. If convicted, Fakih could face some serious jail time.

Considering too many shots of Jameson make me lose feeling in my legs, I don't understand how the hell anyone blows a .20 without paralyzing themselves, let alone having the nerve to drive. This skank is lucky she got pulled over before Miss Car Bomb became Miss Car Crash. At least she didn't have naked pictures leaked or say she doesn't think gays should get married, though. Then she'd have to go back to her day job.

Soulja Boy just spent $55 million on a private jet. His net worth is estimated at roughly $23 million. Or maybe a little less than that now. Radar Online reports:

He may have just dropped a cool $55 million on a G-5 private plane, but Soulja Boy owes almost $30,000 in back taxes and RadarOnline.com has all the exclusive details. The 21-year-old, whose real name is DeAndre Way, has been celebrating his birthday in style, but meanwhile the tax man has been looking for him. According to official documents obtained by RadarOnline.com, the State of California filed a $26,805 tax lien against the singer on March 24, 2011. He also owed the State of Mississippi $3,571 in back taxes but he paid the full amount just last week on July 22, 2011. In other unfortunate news, his home in Georgia was foreclosed on last year, according to the Detroit News Tax Watchdog blog. Soulja Boy made the Forbes list as No. 18 on Hip-Hop's top earners in 2010, with a reported $6 million earned from touring and ringtone downloads.

Update: TMZ reports, "Now, Soulja's 'spokesperson' Greg Miller has issued a statement on behalf of the rapper ... saying the 'elaborate rumors' are 'not true.'"

I feel like Soulja Boy should at least get some credit for being consistent. He's about as good at balancing a checkbook as he is at making music.

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