Fuggie is talking again about her downward spiral which included an addiction to crystal meth and involved sex with other women. She said:

I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl. I won't say how many men I have slept with, although it's not many, but I am a very sexual person...When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into some very dangerous situations. But I never sold my body - ever."

Well, good for you. You were awake for four days running through the park screaming at demons, but at least you weren't a prostitute. You were selling other people's stuff for crank, but never your body. It's your temple. What a message to send to the youth of the world today! Delusions, hallucinations and possible kidney failure? Score! Sex for money? Oh my, heavens no!

Fergie on March 26th:


Note: I didn't mention the lesbian stuff because it's an obvious PR stunt to keep this hideous freak the world's most unlikely sex symbol.

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Update: From "Matt" via email...

I read the Fergie article today and found the quote about her having sex late, after 18, to be interesting. A friend of mine that went to high school out in CA and told me about his friend dating her. They dated for awhile and she wouldn't have sex, but he claims she let him do anal all the time. Don't know if you would want to look into confirming that, but I figured I would just pass it along. Love the site.

--Matt

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Fergie doesn't like bloggers, and that's cool, but maybe she should spend more time trying to find out why her stylist doesn't like her. Because there's no way Fergie should ever be seen in public like this. Ever. Everything is covered up except her hideous face. I swear, the only good thing about any of these pictures is those ridiculous glasses. They at least mitigate some of the fug. Honestly, does Fergie sleep under a beehive or how does this work? How does a 30 year old's face look like my wallet? Her body just begs to be bent over a couch, but God, what if she turned around? Good thing my penis refused to sign that release of liability form. Man, what smart guy he is.

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Even when she's in her videos and she's airbrushed, Fergie looks like absolute shit, so good luck trying to look at these "candid" pictures of this beast. I swear, Fuggie is so damn confusing. Everything from the neck down is built for sex, but everything from the neck up is a complete disaster. If zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that if I see Fergie walking toward me I should use my head. And cut off hers.

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9 out of 10 eyeballs agree Fergie is easier too look at from behind. Maybe that's why Josh Duhamel prefers to talk to her ass. No wonder he avoids eye contact. But at least Fuggie looks a little less scary now. The plastic surgeon who was able to turn her rattle to feet and make her snakes look like human hair is probably another one of Zeus' offspring.

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So, here are the views from the crowd during Fergie's performance at the pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday. Sorry. It's hard to tell from these pictures if it was crazy glue or Criss Angel who made it look like she doesn't have a penis, but hey, whatever. I'm just trying to figure out how watching Fergie prance around on stage was supposed to make me ready for the Super Bowl. Maybe if they covered her in honey and unleashed a bear on stage. Then after her vitals were back to normal, they'd put her behind a colt and poke it with a stick. Then they'd shoot her out of cannon into a net. Or a volcano. I don't know, I'm still kinda working out the details.


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Here's Fuggie performing Fugalicious at the Billboard Music Awards. Don't bother dancing or moving too much, Fug. Just let all those busybodies around you do all the work. Slurring out incoherent lyrics to the music is fine, too. The guy with the hat is there to create a diversion. You're the queen ant and the world is your colony. Hey, I hear spraying Raid on your face makes your tits bigger. Give it a shot.

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