There was a time back in 1991 where I would have sold my parents into slavery to go down on Stephanie Seymour. Unfortunately, it's now 2008. Don't get me wrong, she's still kinda hot, but I probably wouldn't sell my mother for a piece now. Especially since I found out that she bought me the sweater I wanted for Christmas. It has puppies and baby ducks in Santa hats! How cute!



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It's apparently Hot Chicks From The '90s week on IDLYITW, so here's Stephanie Seymour at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in New York earlier this week. The guy next to her is her husband, Peter Brant, and you might want to sit down for this ... he's really, really fucking rich. I know, I know. It's unheard of for a model to marry rich, but I guess that's why Stephanie Seymour is a maverick, my friends. She doesn't play by the rules. Or understand the purpose of a see through dress. Thanks a lot, Stephanie. Instead of pasties you should have just put on frowny faces.


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