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Tara Reid Is A Liar And A Whore

Tara Reid can't even get work in her own imagination. E! Online reports:

Following a recent benefit show at the Comedy Store in L.A., the actress casually dropped quite the bombshell on fans of Joel and Ethan Coen's cult classic The Big Lebowski while chatting about her upcoming projects.

"I have a movie coming out called The Fields. I have another one coming out that I produced with my brother called The Irishman," she told Hollywood.tv. "And we'll be doing American Pie 4 this year and Big Lebowski 2 this year."

Whoa! Wait! What?! Let's back up on that very last part part, shall we?

Thankfully, that's just what a reporter for Austin360 did while interviewing the Coen brothers about their current flick, True Grit.

"I'm glad she's working on it," joked Ethan when the subject of Reid's comments came up, adding that, while they don't have any plans for a sequel, "we'll watch it when it comes out."

"Especially if Tara's in it," teased Joel.

It's pretty sad when the people who originally cast you as a washed up porn star can't even take you seriously anymore. I guess that's what happens when you go from acting poorly in teen sex comedies to having a failed reality show. It's also what happens when your plastic surgeon takes tips from the doc in The Human Centipede.

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posted by Jess on Sat, February 5, 2011 | |

Somebody Get Her A Towel

It's yet to be confirmed if Tara Reid's surgeon is Oswald Cobblepot or not, but she's had more plastic surgeries than Freeman Heller and she still looks like absolute hell. Christ, somebody cover that up. Her stomach looks like the wax seal on Thomas Jefferson's mail.

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posted by Todd on Tue, June 1, 2010 | |

Tara Reid In Playboy

Once in a generation, a Playboy pictorial comes along that opens our minds and causes a paradigm shift in what we believe to be feminine beauty and challenges us to abandon society's norms. This is not one of those times.

CLICK ON THE BANNER PIC TO SEE WHAT A DAY SHIFT STRIPPER LOOKS LIKE IN LACE AND FILTERED LIGHTING. (NSFW)

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posted by Todd on Sat, December 19, 2009 | |

IDLYITW Links

Chris Brown is a whiny bitch [Popeater]
Kate Hudson was clingy, got dumped [Popeater]
Salma Hayek = motorboat [Popoholic]
The Saturdays upskirt extravaganza [TaxiDriver Movie]
Lina Shekhovtsova. Dear God. [Celebslam]
GQ Germany is a Victoria's Secret catalog [Egotastic]
Cate Anne. Miss COED December 2009 [COED Magazine]
Taylor Swift is hot, charitable [Cele|bitchy]
20 Butt Ugly Tattoos [Cityrag]
Surprise dolphin sex [College Humor]
Miranda Kerr is see through [Heyman Hustle]

Banner Pic: Tara Reid's cover for her spread in ~~Bored Indifference Magazine~~Playboy.

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posted by Todd on Mon, December 14, 2009 | |

Tara Reid Will Never Learn

Obviously Tara Reid doesn't have any friends, because here she is without a bra at her Mantra fashion show in Athens, Greece. Seriously, does anybody want to see this? We know what's underneath that dress, Tara. No thanks. I don't know what passes for hot in Greece, but in America, your tits shouldn't look like you fed Gizmo after midnight then let him breastfeed you.

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posted by Todd on Wed, November 12, 2008 | |

Tara Reid is in a Bikini. Sorry.

My gag reflex was way too sensitive for me to look at all these pictures of Tara Reid in Miami this weekend, so please, have at it. She looks better than she usually does I guess, but so does a mummy when it's put in a museum. I don't even know if that was a joke or not because her ass is making me too scared to concentrate. Trust me when I say I'd rather watch reruns of "Todd and Amy Winehouse Plus 8" than look at the banner picture for five minutes.

Photos: Splash

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posted by Todd on Mon, October 20, 2008 | |

Tara Reid is Still Gross

God knows why Tara Reid insists on wearing bikinis with that skin graft she calls a stomach, but JC Chasez seems to be okay with it. In fact, this is a pretty good picture of these two. I should print it out and frame it. Then I'll put it in between the picture of Elizabeth Berkley and the picture of David Schwimmer in my book called, "People I Thought Were Dead But Apparently They Aren't."

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posted by Todd on Tue, July 8, 2008 | |

Tara Reid is All Class

All Tara Reid's been doing for the past three years is getting fall down drunk and stuff like this, so I really don't think it's safe to call her famous anymore. At best she'd be a fourth alternate of Celebrity Rehab. She shouldn't bother reading scripts, she should be reading "Airtighting For Dummies." Because the only time she'll ever be in front of camera again is if there's a tarp and baby wipes nearby.

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posted by Todd on Thu, January 24, 2008 | |