Taylor Momsen's parents were either in a car accident and have been in a coma ever since or they should be taken outside to get blindfolded and smoke their last cigarette, because here's their 16 year old daughter performing at the Warped Tour. I don't if she thought looking like a tranny corpse bride was supposed to be sexy, but maybe somebody should hand her some footie pajamas and some astringent. And some warm milk. Because what could she possibly have to be so emo about at 16? Getting her period? Somebody read her the Velveteen Rabbit? I don't get it.

Taylor Momsen also attended the Whitney Museum of American Art's Gala last night, and damn, this hot little bitch is growing on me. Maybe it's because she's so tight and slutty. Or maybe it's because I just downloaded and edited 19 pictures of Lindsay Lohan. I'm not going to lie, after looking at those, these Taylor Momsen pictures could be of shark attacks or X-rays and I'd get a bigger erection.