Taylor Swift got dumped again, but this time it wasn't by a guy she was bearding for. Us Weekly reports:

Les Miserables will be sans Taylor Swift. The country singer will not be playing the coveted role of Eponine in the upcoming film adaptation of the blockbuster Broadway/West End musical after all. Although the "Speak Now" crooner, 22, was in talks for the part, the tragic heroine who sings "On My Own" will be Samantha Barks, a musical theater veteran who did the honors in a 25th anniversary concert for the show.

The move makes sense when you consider that the cast is said to need to sing live in the film, but still. Seeing as she's one of the top selling "artists" today and a box office draw for the demographic with the most disposable income, exactly how badly did Taylor Swift have to do in her audition to get the directors to nix her? I can't wait to hear the song she writes about how hard her life is after this, and how Hollywood is full of mean people, just like the high school she never actually went to. And how all the boys she pretended to date to drum up publicity for their projects broke her heart, how Jennifer Aniston cheers her up and gives her hope. And how life isn't always a fairy tale, and how she forgives Kanye West, and how bullying is wrong even though she uses "gay" as an insult in one of her songs, and how she's just so precocious even though she's 22. Oh, and about cats. Or about Cats. That may be a better fit for her.

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Taylor Swift is in the new issue of Vogue, where she talks about having a broken heart. Again. Popcrush reports:

She also spoke about album No. 4 and how it’s influenced by heartbreak. Could this be Swift’s ’21′ and be the album that truly makes and earmarks her career? Swift said, “There’s just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak and that will turn out to be what the next album is about. The only way that I can feel better about myself — pull myself out of that awful pain of losing someone — is writing songs about it to get some sort of clarity.”

Cry me a river and dry your tears with the dollar bills you're rolling in. Taylor Swift is 22 years old and has been in the public eye since she was 16. She's never been in a long term relationship, but insists on writing songs about having broken hearts, just like she insists on writing songs about the high school football games that she never went to because she was home schooled. And don't even get me started on the "earth shattering heartbreak." When you consistently date men who would rather bang each other than you in order to sell records and promote your movies, you're kind of setting yourself up for this.

I didn't watch the American Music Awards because I don't hate myself and The Walking Dead was on, but apparently Taylor Swift won Artist of the Year despite not being able to sing live or write songs about anything other than Kanye West, proms she never went to, and her closeted ex-boyfriends. Al Qaeda: 1.

I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I understand country music or anybody who listens to it, but Taylor Swift was performing somewhere Sunday night when something happened at the 1:08 mark. I don't want to give anything away, but her dress blows up and you can totally see her ass. It blows up for a full thr...damn! I just gave it away! Why don't you guys stop me when I do stuff like that??!!

It's pretty clear that the best way to get a song written about you is to be named "Shawty" or to date Taylor Swift, but she's way too adorable to make fun of here. Like I'm not even sure I would want to have sex with her at this point. I get the feeling that if I did that a baby panda cub sitting in a basket and holding a kitten with a bow on its head would be tickling my dick inside her vagina.

Taylor Swift was performing in Washington, DC last night, and based on this picture, she's a visitor from an all female planet who just found a suitable male to repopulate her dying species. This is how they infiltrate us. So be careful when you go to chick concerts or book club meetings.

When most America-hating celebrities in linen capris pause long enough from praying to crystals and eating caviar out of hollowed out eagle heads to watch the news, they immediately jump on any issue or disaster that will make them sound like an actual human being or benefit them the most. With the exception of Hurricane Katrina, which was more about hating George Bush than actually helping people, celebrities are quick to tell you to text something to Red Cross or flying in a camera crew to film them walking through the rubble like Jesus if a disaster hits in another country like Haiti or Japan. But when devastation rips through the South and the Midwest in the form of monstrous tornadoes, they have a hard time reconciling their feelings for the people they fly over from NYC to LA. You know, because Darfur sounds way better than Joplin, Missouri. To everyone except Taylor Swift. OK! Magazine reports:

Taylor told Access Hollywood about a rehearsal benefit show to drum up money for victims who were impacted by the recent wrath of Mother Nature. “It was so wonderful,” she said. “It was almost like playing our first show because were playing for 13,000 people and it’s the whole show the way we would do the last dress rehearsal and I’m just so excited that we got to raise $750,000 dollars for the victims of the tornadoes.” Right on the heels of earning Billboard Awards for the Top Country Artist, Top Country Album and Top Billboard 200 Artist, Taylor was most touched by the kindness of her fans. “It was such a wonderful night and I’ll never forget it — the fact that that many people on last minute’s notice wanted to come out and pay for their tickets and donate that money to them.”

Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but she didn't go to these places with a red plastic cup, a rowboat, and no understanding of real life outside her gated walls like this asshole, she raised money and sent it directly to those who needed it. I wouldn't want to be in one of her songs or even listen to one of her songs, but where are all the people demanding aid to Haiti and Japan even after Japan told us to fuck off and mind our own business? They heard "tornado" and "Midwest" and thought everybody in Missouri would be okay because all they'd have to do is click the heels of their ruby slippers together three times.