Less than a month after David Duchovny left a treatment facility for sex addiction, representatives for the couple have announced that Duchovny and Tea Leoni have separated. Star Magazine reports:

"They have in fact been separated for several months," a statement from the couple explains, saying they had hoped to keep the separation private for the sake of their two children - daughter Madelaine, 9, and son Kyd, 6."

They split because Duchovny bangs everything that moves, right? Uh, that would be a "no." The Daily Mail reports:

"It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie."

Billy Bob Thorton? Really? He's 53, what is he texting? The Denny's dinner special, I bet.

Tea Leoni in Malibu on October 8th:

After staying in rehab for sexual addiction for not even two months, David Duchovny is a free man. People reports:

David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein. "David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."

Yeah, he should be fine. There's nothing better to help you overcome your addictions than an enabling movie set. What could go wrong? There's no way David Duchovny is gonna wake up in his trailer with a pair of 17 year old twins. Maybe just one. The other one is starting to get cold.

Hey, remember when they told you that David Duchovny went to rehab for sex addiction because he loved porn? Yeah, not so much. The Daily Mail reports:

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction...The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him. 'He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,' a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer. 'She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.' The actor has been married to the Deep Impact actress for 11 years, and the couple have a daughter, Madelaine West, nine, and a six-year-old son, Kyd. According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him. Leoni is said to have grown suspicious of her husband's behaviour in recent months and after questioning him on a number of occasions, the 48-year-old finally admitted that he had been cheating on her. Duchovny checked into The Meadows facility in Arizona last week and is currently completing a 35 day course."

Whew, that sounds a lot better than jacking off to porn. At least cheating, by definition, involves another person. And that person may have included your best friend. Hey baby, why live in the past?

Duchovny's wife:


Photos: Splash

Last week David Duchovny announced he had checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. Many assumed he was cheating on his wife, Tea Leoni, and some online reports claimed he was having an affair with his female tennis instructor. He wasn't. Turns out it's way more embarrassing. FOX News reports:

Alas, it isn't so, says a close friend. Duchovny did not check in because of an extramarital fling. That much the friend is certain of. Even more so: Duchovny's problem has been longstanding. His wife, Tea Leoni, was aware of it for some time. It had just reached a point where it had to be treated. I have inferred from my conversation with Duchovny's friend that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the Internet. It's the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms."

Seriously? You have to go to rehab for jacking off to porn? Isn't that kinda the point of porn? Unless he was masturbating after he broke into a morgue, I'm not seeing why Tea Leoni has to be so uptight.

David and Tea with their kids at a park in July:


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I've tried sprinkling some interesting gossip fairy dust I got from this Haitian lady on my computer, but today still sucks, so here's Tea Leoni and David Duchovny at the beach with their kids (not included) this past weekend. They look happy and Californication is a great show, so I guess I'll leave them alone. You know who I won't leave alone? Kobe Bryant. One of these days he's gonna have to face me.

The full Jason Beghe/Scientology interview was posted on Mark Bunker's blog and you can see all seven parts here. I hate to give anything away, but Scientology is a scam designed to take your money and give you "freedom" by taking away everything you know and love. Yes, shocking, I know. FOX News reports:

You believe it, you invest your time and money." It's the getting out that's painful, Jason says, because people don't want to believe they've been conned. "You can't be a fool, that's too much to confront."..."In 9th grade I met this kid, my best friend...He came to my class and I said, 'You and I are going to be friends.' [That's] David Duchovny. My best friend. Our relationship was aversely affected [by being in Scientology]. He was very cool but he wasn't into it. I think his wife...I perceived that she [didn't like it]. And they were right. He was called a 1-1-SP. It affected our relationship."

"One of the first people I went to see [when I left Scientology] was David. I went over to his house, and we were walking around. We talked about it a little bit. He doesn't watch South Park and doesn't know about all this stuff. I explained OT to him," Beghe said of the high level you can pay to attain the sect.

"I started explaining to him about Xenu and the loyal officers" - a basic story from L. Ron Hubbard's science fiction. "I couldn't get a third of the way through the story and we had our faces on the floor. We were laughing so hard. I mean you couldn't even talk. It's so retarded."

Wow. If Jason Beghe wakes up five counties over in a field with a pentagram carved in his chest one day, I think I might be able to call the Crime Stoppers hotline with some information that might help out.

Tea Leoni, David Duchovny's wife:

Amy Winehouse has pink boxes (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
War Is (Kind Of) Hell (The Kingdom) [Pajiba]
Cleavage High Five [College Humor]
Britney Spears didn't go to court, hates her kids [Dlisted]
Rolling Stones can't play the songs they wrote [Hollywood Rag]
Abigail Clancy does FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
Jennifer Garner is bigger than her dreams [Popsugar]
Kristen Kreuk is at the airport [Egotastic]
Scarlett Johansson's boobs [City Rag]
Natalie Portman gets emotional at Stanford [Popoholic]
Why is Lauren Conrad famous? [Just Jared]
Brad Pitt's ass on a wall [ASL]
Jennifer Ellison's tight ass (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Vida Guerra's juicy booty [Horny Oyster]

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny in Malibu on Sept. 28, 2007: