At this point, anything is better than IDLYITW being the Thriller video it's been for the past two weeks, so here's Jessica Simpson and Tony Overthrowmo (get it?! haha) at the AT&T National in Bethesda, Md. yesterday where she sang something. The fact that Tiger Woods, one of the most dominant athletes in the history of sports (and one of my personal favs - vicious off the tee, married to a hot former model, etc.) had to condescend to take a picture with these two losers isn't lost on me, but damn she's squeezed into that damn dress. I never ever thought I'd say this, but if she kept that dress on, there's a good chance I'd fuck her so fast my penis would look like a tuning fork.

Here are the first pictures of Tiger Woods' new baby. His wife, Elin, gave birth to their daughter a week ago, and they named the baby Sam Alexis Woods. The baby is a sweet little doll, but it's clear Elin had nothing to do with this baby's DNA. Elin is a tow headed Swedish model. This little baby is Tiger Woods if Tiger Woods was plucked from a grapevine and dried in the sun, except cuter, and worth a lot more money than all of the California Raisins combined.


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