Linky Depp


Rachael Ray is a bitch and she hates her ugly husband [Dlisted]
7 Roots, 2 Chicks, 1 Cup [College Humor]
Kiefer Sutherland is folding laundry in jail [Just Jared]
Paris Hilton's parents snorted cocaine off the floor [Hollywood Rag]
Billie Piper looks like Anna Nicole Smith [Hollywood Tuna]
Early Ali Larter hotness [Egotastic]
Shakira pictures don't lie [City Rag]
Juliette Lewis said Brad Pitt has a small dick [ASL]
Nobody cares about Will Smith [Popsugar]
Russell Simmons' babysitter in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Will Ferrell's Semi-Pro trailer [Popoholic]
Beyonce gash flash (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Good Grief (Grace is Gone) [Pajiba]

My other boyfriend, Johnny Depp in Esquire, January 2008 (w/Tim Burton):

Johnny Depp is Still in Love With Me


Here are Johnny Depp and Tim Burton at the Venice Film Festival on September 5th. I thought it was so cute when Johnny pointed at me and did that jaw-dropping, drooling thing with his mouth he always does when he reminds me how hot he is for me. I know it's tough for all of you to watch that, but I'm a lucky bitch, what can I say ... other than Johnny Depp wants me and not you.