Instead of spending time fixing his god awful mechanics, Tim Tebow spends his time in NYC going to see Broadway shows like Rock Of Ages. And sometimes he goes backstage and takes pictures with the cast. And sometimes the cast members are dressed like strippers. And sometimes he thinks Jesus will be mad then he throws a hissy fit to pretend he never took those pictures (via ONTD).

Later, when one of the ladies posted the pic to her Twitter page, Timmy reportedly freaked out and demanded that it be removed. Rock Ages cast member Neka Zang posted the photo which you can see by clicking here. Zang also posted a photo of the entire cast Tebowing. Then, poof! The pic was suddenly gone. Zang explained the its removal thus: "Well, Due to Tebow's 'image' I was asked to remove the pic of him with us half-dressed ladies," Neka wrote. "He does know we aren't real strippers, right? Tweeps. I'm not mad, or judging. Just letting u all know I took the pic down. Ok. Thanks."

So a bunch of women pretending to be strippers with a dude pretending to be a quarterback. But most importantly, let's all pretend like Tim that you can ever have something removed from the Internet.

Tim Tebow: "But I notice that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why you left my side when I needed you most." Jesus: "Bro, you watch ESPN? Where you see only one set of footprints, I was showing Peyton Manning my new kick ass snowboard."

Barring an unforeseen setback in negotiations, Peyton Manning will sign a 5-year/$95M contract to give the Denver Broncos something they haven't had in a year. A quarterback. ESPN reports:

Peyton Manning will become the next quarterback of the Denver Broncos, barring a snag during intensified contract negotiations that have commenced under the instruction of the four-time MVP to his agent Tom Condon, according to multiple sources. Once the Manning deal becomes official, Denver will try to trade Tim Tebow, according to sources. ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter talks about the news that Peyton Manning will sign with the Denver Broncos. Schefter believes if John Elway wasn't involved, this deal would not get done. Manning instructed Condon to negotiate the finite details of a contract that would conclude with him joining the Broncos after a frenzied but focused process that began when the Indianapolis Colts released him March 7. Manning called Broncos vice president of football operations John Elway on Monday morning to tell him the news. Manning also called the San Francisco 49ers and Tennessee Titans to inform them of his intent to now play for Denver. A contract between the two sides is expected to be a formality. Elway and Manning first discussed the parameters of a five-year, $95 million contract during their March 9 meeting in Denver, the first time the quarterback visited a team during his free agency.

According to ESPN, the Broncos don't expect to get anything of value for Tim Tebow, so it's a possibility that he'll be released. And before we start the righteous indignation and moral outcry over a novelty who lost his job to the greatest quarterback of his generation, yes, Tebow is wonderful human being who uses his ingrained religious beliefs, money, and name to do many positive things with charity. Great. Go be a pastor or join the Peace Corps, because he has no business on a football field. Peyton Manning could break his own neck before every game and still have a better QB rating than Tebow. And he wouldn't even have to thank Jesus for it.

Seen above being possessed by Satan because she's a heathen with a weak mental fortitude ill-prepared for the Devil's tricks, Maria Menounous' vagina was reportedly roaming Indianapolis like a roaring lion this weekend seeking to devour Tim Tebow's holy pro-life penis. Page Six reports:

Tim Tebow was the center of attention for all the women at ESPN the Magazine’s Next party in Indianapolis on Friday night. Hordes of cocktail-dress-clad ladies surrounded the Denver Bronco quarterback, angling for a personal kneeling session. But it was “Extra” host Maria Menounos who seemed to command his attention. While Tebow politely chatted with many of the girls, one source told us that “he only seemed to have eyes” for brunette beauty Menounos, who was spotted “chatting to Tebow for over an hour. It looked quite flirtatious. They were taking pictures Tebowing together.” The two, along with a big group of friends, were the last to leave well after 2 a.m.

Man, that seems pretty sexy. They left "well after 2 a.m."? So that means they finished reading scripture and making the s'mores at like what? 5?