Believing that her career is being mismanaged and that people are trying to control her life, Britney Spears is now...wait for it...acting as her own business manager and publicist. There is a God. Page Six says:

She is doing all of her own business now." Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon "signing contracts" - possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club. The messy mother of two recently cut ties with her manager Larry Rudolf, her mother, and her publicist."

Instead of picturing Britney projecting profits at the head of a conference table, picture a monkey flying a plane. This idiot can't even dress herself, so this should be real fun. I'd put the over/under at about two weeks before we hear a leaked story about how Britney Spears invented electricity or the giraffe. Three weeks before she tells us her concert tour schedule and how we can buy our tickets at all participating Fatburgers.

Less than a month after his former girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, revealed she was three months pregnant with his child, Tom Brady's current girlfriend, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is now rumored to be pregnant with the Patriots superstar's baby:

...Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family. The brief item was written by Joyce Pascowitch , who's the Brazilian equivalent of the New York Post's Richard Johnson. Brady's agent Don Yee did not return a phone call yesterday, and Bundchen's rep at IMG denied the report..."

Some guys think having two kids a month apart by two different women is cool, but not me. Not to brag, but I prefer committing to the lovely lady and accepting my responsibility. Only after she has the baby do I change my name and move out of state. I like to move about once a year, so this kinda works out for me.


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