Yeah, I thought this video sucked to. Then Katie Couric rocked my world at about 1:22 [EbaumNation]

Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan might be starring in a film together. A film I will put on mute and watch with porno music playing in the background. [FatBackMedia]

Texas is going to hold a Twilight convention. Because everything is bigger in Texas, especially the tweens who lust after Robert Pattinson. And the ones who read. And by "big" I mean "fat." Harry Potter chick 4 lyfe. [ImNotObsessed]

UsWeekly had a Hot Hollywood Style party and while we weren't there to collect the pics ICYDK was. [The Lingerie Bowl is or why anyone would need to try out for it, but I am total favor of pictures from said tryout. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

After the Brad-leaving-Angie rumors of earlier this week, Angelina Jolie wore a big black dress on the street. Who smells pregnancy rumors? [LaineyGossip]

See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don't watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?

Well, outside of the woman thing, that' basically correct. But I don't need to watch Zac Efron movies to know the guy isn't funny. I can watch last night's Saturday Night Live or the star-filled, yet strangely completely unfunny Funny Or Die video about Zac Efron's pool party.



Look, dude, you look good an Tween magazines and make boat loads of money, there's just no reason that I should like you. Rephrase: Zac Efron has never done anything I've been remotely interested in, and the stuff that I do end up watching isn't good.

Though Vanessa Hudgens is pretty attractive, and he keeps that chick in line. Look at her slink behind him on their way to the SNL afterparty at the Heartland Brewery.

You can tell you are getting old when the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards offers absolutely nothing you want to see. Check out this MTV roundup:

The first award of the night, Favorite TV Show, was handed out by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson and went to "iCarly." "We wouldn't be up here without you guys," the show's star, Miranda Cosgrove, told the super-excited crowd. Tons of celebs made appearances throughout the night, like Favorite Male Singer winner Jesse McCartney, Will Ferrell, Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman, all of whom got slimed, a time-honored KCA tradition.

Although she wasn't there to claim her Blimp, Selena Gomez won Favorite TV Actress for her work on "Wizards of Waverly Place." Keeping the girl power alive were the Pussycat Dolls, who didn't win any Blimps but did perform "When I Grow Up" and their version of the "Slumdog Millionaire" anthem "Jai Ho."

Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Corbin Bleu and Ashley Tisdale were there to accept the Favorite Movie award for "High School Musical 3: Senior Year." Hudgens also took home a Blimp for Favorite Movie Actress. "A quick shout-out to Lucas [Grabeel] and Monique [Coleman]. We love you guys," Efron said to his missing castmates while accepting the award. "Thank you all for embracing 'HSM.' We love you guys."

It was cute-boy overload as Efron presented the award for Favorite Music Group to the Jonas Brothers. "Thank you guys so much," Joe said, before Nick added, "It's been amazing. We've enjoyed the ride thoroughly." More swooning ensued when "Gossip Girl" heartthrob Chace Crawford announced the JoBros' performance. They rocked the crowd and made girls scream when they performed "S.O.S." and "Burnin' Up."

It's like whomever was writing that was trying to make each paragraph less interesting. I didn't even go as far to talk about the huge Twilight ass-kissing that was going on. I don't know about you, but when I watched the Kid's Choice Awards way back when, there wasn't any "Favorite Book" category. And even if there was, shouldn't it be limited to the year the book came out?

Whatever, where Megan Fox goes, we follow, because she manages to look hot, even if it's for a group of barely pubescent teens who wouldn't know what to do to Megan Fox if they got within 3 feet of her.

Not that I know. I'd probably spit on her out of panic then forever tell the story of how Megan Fox got me arrested.

Vanessa Hudgens attended the Los Angeles premiere of Watchmen last night, and if somebody could tell me why Miley Cyrus is a famous billionaire and this chick isn't that would be awesome. Vanessa Hudgens is skinny, hot, likes to get naked, likes to get really naked, and you know, she actually has talent. If the universe was fair, Miley Cyrus would be competing in a talent show on the back of a flatbed truck trying to win a raccoon pelt and a carton of Marlboro's.

Because people like Twilight, there is going to be a sequel, and it has something to do with werewolves. Says US Weekly:

High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens might be joining the cast of Twilight.

Hudgens has auditioned for the role of werewolf Leah Clearwater in the vampire romance sequel, New Moon, MTV reports.

According to Twilight and New Moon actress Ashley Greene told MTV that she would be happy to co-star with Hudgens.

"I think she'd be great," Greene said Sunday.

We know from Hudgen's naked pics that she hasn't been shaving herself in preparation for the role.





Also in the Twilight-o-verse, Kristin Stewart, has a new movie coming out called The Cake Eaters, and I didn't even get through the first sentence of the synopsis: "The Cake Eaters' is a quirky, small town, ensemble drama that explores the lives of two interconnected families coming to terms with love..." Yeah, I don't care. These stills look like she may be topless in this film, and that's the extent of my caring.






And there's this one, where she looks totally high, but with shirt:

Adrienne Bailon, a member of the popular faux girl group, The Cheetah Girls, is the latest in a long line of Disney whores to have nude photos of themselves leaked online. This time, the pictures have been made public after Bailon's laptop was "stolen" at JFK airport last month. TMZ reports:

"It all started when Bailon was at JFK airport in late October, and noticed her laptop computer was missing from her bell cart. She filed a report with the Port Authority -- but later that day her record label received an anonymous phone call from a man saying he had her laptop and would return it for $1000. A meeting was set up at JFK with the anonymous man, where he was given the money, and in turn gave up Bailon's missing laptop ... except one minor thing was missing -- several semi-nude photos of Bailon she had taken as an anniversary present for BF Robert Kardashian."

I hope her ass tat didn't give it away, but it's obvious Adrienne is a real classy lady who doesn't deserve this. And although that's not true, she does have a big ass. Just like her boyfriend's sister, Kim Kardashian. Her boyfriend's sister who also was the object of a sex scandal that made her famous. Man, what a coincidence! I wonder how this happened? Just bad luck I guess!

Click for possibly NSFW pics:

High School Musical star, Zac Efron was assaulted by a middle-aged man as he left the Apollo in London's West End last night. It didn't end in a dance off as many witnesses expected. The Daily Mail says:

"The bespectacled attacker, who was carrying a laptop computer under one arm, was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair. The startled 20-year-old, who plays Troy in the hugely successful Disney film franchise, is usually followed by crowds of swooning teenage girls. So being attacked by a middle-aged man must have given him a taste of the darker side of fame. An onlooker said: 'Some guy was just stood near the door where Zac and Vanessa emerged. He just reached over and grabbed the side of Zac's head. There was no provocation. It all turned into a bit of a mess. 'He was shouting all kinds of things at Zac. Their security team eventually dealt with it. They had to bundle Zac into a car, but at one point it looked as though the man was going to be pushed into it with him.'"

Some people might think it's weird that this dude was carrying a laptop, but in his defense, it's gets pretty boring waiting all that time in a van. I mean, once you've looked through a pair of binoculars once, you've pretty much looked through them all.

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, and ohmygodiknow their names at the UK premiere of High School Musical 3:


Photos: Splash, Daily Mail

High School Musical star and tween panty moistener, Zac Efron, 20, says fellow Disney star, Vanessa Hudgens (she takes nice pictures), 19, "outshines" other women. Whatever that means. Female First reports:

The 20-year-old actor - who has been dating Vanessa since they starred alongside each other in 2006 movie 'High School Musical' - immediately knew that Vanessa was the one for him. He said: "Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don't know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don't know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!"

I don't know what chick freshman lit major wrote this quote, but nice try on using the word "straight" as many times as you possibly could. Sorry, Zac Efron, but you're not fooling anybody there, Peter Pan. The only way she could outshine other women is if you convinced her to let you use glitter the next time you gave each other makeovers.

Vanessa Hudgens posing for some photoshoot: