Since teenagers are mindless lemmings who believe anything they're told is cool, "comedian" Dane Cook hosted the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. He then made a "joke" about Vanessa Hudgens' leaked nude pics. The joke got cut from the telecast. Us reports:

Dane Cook's on-stage joke about Vanessa Hudgens's nude photos was cut from the televised broadcast. On Sunday, when stars gathered to tape the pre-recorded awards ceremony that aired one day later, the comedian called out the former High School Musical star's name. "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl," he said, referencing her most recent topless pictures to be leaked online. The camera -- which panned on her smiling face when her first mentioned the 20-year-old star -- zoomed in on her less-than-pleased reaction. Fox, the network that aired the Teen Choice Awards, cut the clip from Monday's show. After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. "That's the best part about being a comic when you go, 'Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].' The elephant in the room moment. So, I'll take it, I'll take the hit. It's okay."

Actually, the best part about being a comic is when you go "Maybe I can say something funny". So Dane Cook might want to try to look into that. Because, in reality, he's probably the worst stand up comic of all time. He sucks. I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears.

I always thought Zac Efron was gay. Then he met Megan Fox. I can see how that could change his mind. Showbiz Spy reports:

Hudgens, 20, was recently reported to have barred Efron from speaking with Fox after the pair had a dinner date in July. “Vanessa feels humiliated by what she perceives to be Zac cheating on her,” a source told the National Enquirer. “It stings so much more because Megan is one of the hottest women on the planet. “Vanessa demanded Zac cut all ties with Megan and swore if he didn’t, they were finished.” While sources close to Vanessa admit she’s not happy about Zac’s relationship with Megan, they insist she isn’t trying to keep the pair apart. “The stories that she’s banned Zac from seeing Megan are nonsense,” a source said. “She’s expressed concerns to Zac and I think she feels Megan is only flirting with Zac to annoy her. “We’ve told her there’s nothing to worry about. We think Megan fancies Zac but isn’t going to steal him.”

My dad is a sniper and my mom is the Vice President of a bank, so who the hell knows what kind of person love will lead into your heart. And if love happens to lead your dick into Megan Fox's ass, then hey man, go for it. Don't get me wrong, Vanessa Hudgens is a hot little piece, but let's be honest here, Megan Fox could be fused to airplane wreckage and I'd still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.

Yeah, I thought this video sucked to. Then Katie Couric rocked my world at about 1:22 [EbaumNation]

Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan might be starring in a film together. A film I will put on mute and watch with porno music playing in the background. [FatBackMedia]

Texas is going to hold a Twilight convention. Because everything is bigger in Texas, especially the tweens who lust after Robert Pattinson. And the ones who read. And by "big" I mean "fat." Harry Potter chick 4 lyfe. [ImNotObsessed]

UsWeekly had a Hot Hollywood Style party and while we weren't there to collect the pics ICYDK was. [The Lingerie Bowl is or why anyone would need to try out for it, but I am total favor of pictures from said tryout. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

After the Brad-leaving-Angie rumors of earlier this week, Angelina Jolie wore a big black dress on the street. Who smells pregnancy rumors? [LaineyGossip]

See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don't watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?

Well, outside of the woman thing, that' basically correct. But I don't need to watch Zac Efron movies to know the guy isn't funny. I can watch last night's Saturday Night Live or the star-filled, yet strangely completely unfunny Funny Or Die video about Zac Efron's pool party.



Look, dude, you look good an Tween magazines and make boat loads of money, there's just no reason that I should like you. Rephrase: Zac Efron has never done anything I've been remotely interested in, and the stuff that I do end up watching isn't good.

Though Vanessa Hudgens is pretty attractive, and he keeps that chick in line. Look at her slink behind him on their way to the SNL afterparty at the Heartland Brewery.

You can tell you are getting old when the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards offers absolutely nothing you want to see. Check out this MTV roundup:

The first award of the night, Favorite TV Show, was handed out by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson and went to "iCarly." "We wouldn't be up here without you guys," the show's star, Miranda Cosgrove, told the super-excited crowd. Tons of celebs made appearances throughout the night, like Favorite Male Singer winner Jesse McCartney, Will Ferrell, Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman, all of whom got slimed, a time-honored KCA tradition.

Although she wasn't there to claim her Blimp, Selena Gomez won Favorite TV Actress for her work on "Wizards of Waverly Place." Keeping the girl power alive were the Pussycat Dolls, who didn't win any Blimps but did perform "When I Grow Up" and their version of the "Slumdog Millionaire" anthem "Jai Ho."

Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Corbin Bleu and Ashley Tisdale were there to accept the Favorite Movie award for "High School Musical 3: Senior Year." Hudgens also took home a Blimp for Favorite Movie Actress. "A quick shout-out to Lucas [Grabeel] and Monique [Coleman]. We love you guys," Efron said to his missing castmates while accepting the award. "Thank you all for embracing 'HSM.' We love you guys."

It was cute-boy overload as Efron presented the award for Favorite Music Group to the Jonas Brothers. "Thank you guys so much," Joe said, before Nick added, "It's been amazing. We've enjoyed the ride thoroughly." More swooning ensued when "Gossip Girl" heartthrob Chace Crawford announced the JoBros' performance. They rocked the crowd and made girls scream when they performed "S.O.S." and "Burnin' Up."

It's like whomever was writing that was trying to make each paragraph less interesting. I didn't even go as far to talk about the huge Twilight ass-kissing that was going on. I don't know about you, but when I watched the Kid's Choice Awards way back when, there wasn't any "Favorite Book" category. And even if there was, shouldn't it be limited to the year the book came out?

Whatever, where Megan Fox goes, we follow, because she manages to look hot, even if it's for a group of barely pubescent teens who wouldn't know what to do to Megan Fox if they got within 3 feet of her.

Not that I know. I'd probably spit on her out of panic then forever tell the story of how Megan Fox got me arrested.

Vanessa Hudgens attended the Los Angeles premiere of Watchmen last night, and if somebody could tell me why Miley Cyrus is a famous billionaire and this chick isn't that would be awesome. Vanessa Hudgens is skinny, hot, likes to get naked, likes to get really naked, and you know, she actually has talent. If the universe was fair, Miley Cyrus would be competing in a talent show on the back of a flatbed truck trying to win a raccoon pelt and a carton of Marlboro's.

Because people like Twilight, there is going to be a sequel, and it has something to do with werewolves. Says US Weekly:

High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens might be joining the cast of Twilight.

Hudgens has auditioned for the role of werewolf Leah Clearwater in the vampire romance sequel, New Moon, MTV reports.

According to Twilight and New Moon actress Ashley Greene told MTV that she would be happy to co-star with Hudgens.

"I think she'd be great," Greene said Sunday.

We know from Hudgen's naked pics that she hasn't been shaving herself in preparation for the role.





Also in the Twilight-o-verse, Kristin Stewart, has a new movie coming out called The Cake Eaters, and I didn't even get through the first sentence of the synopsis: "The Cake Eaters' is a quirky, small town, ensemble drama that explores the lives of two interconnected families coming to terms with love..." Yeah, I don't care. These stills look like she may be topless in this film, and that's the extent of my caring.






And there's this one, where she looks totally high, but with shirt:

Adrienne Bailon, a member of the popular faux girl group, The Cheetah Girls, is the latest in a long line of Disney whores to have nude photos of themselves leaked online. This time, the pictures have been made public after Bailon's laptop was "stolen" at JFK airport last month. TMZ reports:

"It all started when Bailon was at JFK airport in late October, and noticed her laptop computer was missing from her bell cart. She filed a report with the Port Authority -- but later that day her record label received an anonymous phone call from a man saying he had her laptop and would return it for $1000. A meeting was set up at JFK with the anonymous man, where he was given the money, and in turn gave up Bailon's missing laptop ... except one minor thing was missing -- several semi-nude photos of Bailon she had taken as an anniversary present for BF Robert Kardashian."

I hope her ass tat didn't give it away, but it's obvious Adrienne is a real classy lady who doesn't deserve this. And although that's not true, she does have a big ass. Just like her boyfriend's sister, Kim Kardashian. Her boyfriend's sister who also was the object of a sex scandal that made her famous. Man, what a coincidence! I wonder how this happened? Just bad luck I guess!

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