Our boy is back to bearding. Page Six reports:

Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."

Zac Efron wears more makeup than RuPaul and went from a conveniently documented relationship with his Disney costar to potentially banging some chick who looks like a supporting character in Toy Story, then back. Is he back in the closet? Did he get temporarily blinded after a rent boy maced him? Or did Vanessa finally return his Body Shop Passionfruit lip gloss and make amends? And will The Bachelor really find love this season, or is he just out for a taste of fame? God. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

Our boy is back to bearding. Page Six reports:

Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."

Zac Efron wears more makeup than RuPaul and went from a conveniently documented relationship with his Disney costar to potentially banging some chick who looks like a supporting character in Toy Story, then back. Is he back in the closet? Did he get temporarily blinded after a rent boy maced him? Or did Vanessa finally return his Body Shop Passionfruit lip gloss and make amends? And will The Bachelor really find love this season, or is he just out for a taste of fame? God. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass celebrated her 22nd birthday and split from Zac Efron at PURE in Las Vegas this weekend, and I don't want this to sound crass or degrading in any way, but I would do so much damage to this chick's anus our sex tape would have to be filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

I'll be in LA in October, so I guess I better pack a coat, because based on these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens leaving a gym, it looks pretty cold. I don't know if that Enter sign realizes it or not, but I appreciate his subtlety.

Since teenagers are mindless lemmings who believe anything they're told is cool, "comedian" Dane Cook hosted the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. He then made a "joke" about Vanessa Hudgens' leaked nude pics. The joke got cut from the telecast. Us reports:

Dane Cook's on-stage joke about Vanessa Hudgens's nude photos was cut from the televised broadcast. On Sunday, when stars gathered to tape the pre-recorded awards ceremony that aired one day later, the comedian called out the former High School Musical star's name. "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl," he said, referencing her most recent topless pictures to be leaked online. The camera -- which panned on her smiling face when her first mentioned the 20-year-old star -- zoomed in on her less-than-pleased reaction. Fox, the network that aired the Teen Choice Awards, cut the clip from Monday's show. After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. "That's the best part about being a comic when you go, 'Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].' The elephant in the room moment. So, I'll take it, I'll take the hit. It's okay."

Actually, the best part about being a comic is when you go "Maybe I can say something funny". So Dane Cook might want to try to look into that. Because, in reality, he's probably the worst stand up comic of all time. He sucks. I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears.

I always thought Zac Efron was gay. Then he met Megan Fox. I can see how that could change his mind. Showbiz Spy reports:

Hudgens, 20, was recently reported to have barred Efron from speaking with Fox after the pair had a dinner date in July. “Vanessa feels humiliated by what she perceives to be Zac cheating on her,” a source told the National Enquirer. “It stings so much more because Megan is one of the hottest women on the planet. “Vanessa demanded Zac cut all ties with Megan and swore if he didn’t, they were finished.” While sources close to Vanessa admit she’s not happy about Zac’s relationship with Megan, they insist she isn’t trying to keep the pair apart. “The stories that she’s banned Zac from seeing Megan are nonsense,” a source said. “She’s expressed concerns to Zac and I think she feels Megan is only flirting with Zac to annoy her. “We’ve told her there’s nothing to worry about. We think Megan fancies Zac but isn’t going to steal him.”

My dad is a sniper and my mom is the Vice President of a bank, so who the hell knows what kind of person love will lead into your heart. And if love happens to lead your dick into Megan Fox's ass, then hey man, go for it. Don't get me wrong, Vanessa Hudgens is a hot little piece, but let's be honest here, Megan Fox could be fused to airplane wreckage and I'd still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.

Yeah, I thought this video sucked to. Then Katie Couric rocked my world at about 1:22 [EbaumNation]

Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan might be starring in a film together. A film I will put on mute and watch with porno music playing in the background. [FatBackMedia]

Texas is going to hold a Twilight convention. Because everything is bigger in Texas, especially the tweens who lust after Robert Pattinson. And the ones who read. And by "big" I mean "fat." Harry Potter chick 4 lyfe. [ImNotObsessed]

UsWeekly had a Hot Hollywood Style party and while we weren't there to collect the pics ICYDK was. [The Lingerie Bowl is or why anyone would need to try out for it, but I am total favor of pictures from said tryout. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

After the Brad-leaving-Angie rumors of earlier this week, Angelina Jolie wore a big black dress on the street. Who smells pregnancy rumors? [LaineyGossip]

See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don't watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?

Well, outside of the woman thing, that' basically correct. But I don't need to watch Zac Efron movies to know the guy isn't funny. I can watch last night's Saturday Night Live or the star-filled, yet strangely completely unfunny Funny Or Die video about Zac Efron's pool party.



Look, dude, you look good an Tween magazines and make boat loads of money, there's just no reason that I should like you. Rephrase: Zac Efron has never done anything I've been remotely interested in, and the stuff that I do end up watching isn't good.

Though Vanessa Hudgens is pretty attractive, and he keeps that chick in line. Look at her slink behind him on their way to the SNL afterparty at the Heartland Brewery.