Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees shortstop who has plowed through Hollywood actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel seemed to enjoy his stay at Miami's Shore Club. Page Six says:

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking." "The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. "Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better fucking take care of it!" After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch."

When people visit Cooperstown in fifty years, the tour guide will probably say something like, "To your left, you'll find Hank Aaron's Negro League Jersey, to your right, you can see Reggie Jackson's bat from Game 6 of the 1977 World Series, and right through those double doors contains the actual penis of Derek Jeter...."

Obligatory NSFW Jessica Biel pictures:

A couple of what are allegedly uncensored pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey on their public sexed Mexican vacation hit the Internet today. I don't know if they're the real thing or not, but Vanessa's implanted tits look a lot like they did in these see-through pictures of her, and I'm still trying very hard to care. Vanessa Minnillo has all the appeal of a knockoff Barbie from a 99 cent store and Nick Lachey's former bandmate is embarrassing himself on VH1 with another knockoff band. I'm only posting this because there are boobies, and according to an old Chinese proverb, "Boobies make the world go 'round."

These are NSFW:

OK! magazine didn't just buy the uncensored pictures and video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo having sex in a hot tub during their vacation in Mexico, the "celebrity-friendly" magazine paid $400,000 so the public would never get to see them.

There's much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet," says a snitch. "If Nick's fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."...But don't expect to see any steamy pics in the mag's pages. In accordance with their celebrity-friendly policy and recent Lachey-Minnillo cover story, OK! shelled out the money to take the material off the market, says a source."

Well, whatever. The pictures will get leaked eventually and hopefully these two won't be so boring by then. Nick Lachey might be an unfrozen caveman and Vanessa Minnillo looks like somebody my dad vaccinated for polio in Vietnam, so with any luck, we'll get to see these two have sex! Boy, I can hardly wait!

Vanessa Minnillo out bowling a few days ago:


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More pictures have surfaced of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Mexican vacation, and this time they show the couple having sex in a hot tub, in public. Many people are speculating that fame whore Minnillo leaked the photos in her never-ending quest to become famous.

I think Nick Lachey's gal pal Vanessa Minnillo is finally figuring out how this fame thing works. For the second time this month she's caught (wink, wink) in racy photos...This is how careers are made these days. Her peeps probably rented the room based on the capability of your cameraman getting the perfect angle. She's the one who probably called to tip you off on their whereabouts right from her own cell phone...Earlier this month, racy photos of Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives miraculously popped up, a year after they were shot."

Vanessa Minnillo is pretty desperate, but Nick Lachey seemed a little nonchalant last week for a guy threatening to sue everyone when he said "It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker." Technically, he's right because Minnillo is Filipino, not Mexican. Filipino hookers may be better, I don't know. I've never really seen one up close. Well, except for the blonde one with the dragons painted on her nails at my brother's bachelor party. And that was more like a dare.


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Here are Vanessa (who??) Minnillo and Nick (who?) Lachey at some club opening last night. As much as I hate to help make Vanessa famous, I was too distracted by the bodyguard pictured not to post these. Why would you want some 600 pound sweaty pig for your bodyguard? So he can huff, puff and pant his way through the crowd and hopefully not die of a heart attack before he reaches your car? Your bodyguard should look like a Navy Seal, or Army Ranger, or Secret Service agent, not ... this. And what's with the "Black Panther Party WARRIOR" t-shirt? He doesn't look a militant black dude. He looks like a guy The Minuteman corps would find stuck in a fence at the border.

Confirming what many of our sexy readers already pointed out yesterday, former MTV personality(?) Vanessa Minnillo has been identified as the other attention whore in those Lindsay Lohan knife pictures. Minnillo has gained the reputation as a insufferable diva inside the television industry and these pictures will now reportedly serve as a built-in excuse for people not to hire her. Page Six reports:

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, "she was extremely high maintenance," said one source. "She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn't want to work." "Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them," said the source. "She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job." Page Six spotted Minnillo at one of the fall fashion shows changing seats for 15 minutes until she was satisfied. She's been known to bark orders at cocktail waitresses and cause scenes when she goes club hopping at night."

Wow, that's quite a level of self-esteem for somebody whose biggest talent is pointing a microphone at people she will never be. No matter how hot her body is, let her dented forehead try that diva shit outside the fairyland of Hollywood. She'd have some teeth in her mouth and some in her pocket. Is she wasn't on MTV, the only question she'd be asking me is if I wanted starch on my shirts. Why yes, light starch please.

Here she is showing her nipples 3 years ago (NSFW):

Nick Lachey is a 34 year old dude that used to be in a shitty boy band, yet every time you see Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo together, she's always all over him. Vanessa Minnillo is hot. Nick Lachey looks like he should be hanging from a tire swing. I could see if he was cool guy, but he asked Jessica Simpson for alimony and his workday includes "practicing dance moves." I wonder who's in charge of making the popcorn when these two watch Lifetime.