In news to put Jenny on suicide watch, Johnny Depp is set to marry his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, on June 14th. The pair have been dating since 1998 and have two children. MSNBC says:

The Pirates of The Caribbean actor - who was married to makeup artist Lori Anne Allison in the 80s - has previously said of his relationship with Vanessa, "For all intents and purposes, we are married," adding that, "if [Vanessa] ever said, 'Hey, let's get hitched,' I would do it in a second." A source close to the couple said: "Vanessa recently told Johnny that she would love to have a wedding. "Johnny loves Vanessa very much, and he said if that's what would make her happy, then he'd marry her." The summer wedding will be a low-key family affair. The couple's children "are really excited about it," the insider tells Life and Style magazine. "Actually the whole family is excited. "They wanted to make it convenient for Johnny's family in Florida," so the wedding will likely take place in Georgia's Tybee Island, according to the source. "They're going to send out invitations in a few weeks."

Congratulations to the happy couple during this exciting time! I bet it's almost as exciting as the time they saw my nominations for "Woman Most Likely To Build a Dam With Her Teeth." Go, Vanessa!

Depp greeting fans in Wisconsin:

My face is perpetually on fire and Johnny Depp is my full-time Fireman.

- Reason #68 why Vanessa Paradis is jealous of me.


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After eight years and two children, Johnny Depp, 43, and Vanessa Paradis, 34, have planned to wed this summer. Sources say the couple have thought about getting married before, but after their 7 year old daughter, Lily-Rose, had a recent life-threatening ordeal, the pair have been "spurred into action." The Daily Mail reports:

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star and Vanessa, 34, kept a vigil at their daughter's bedside. Depp, 43, refused to return to the set of his latest film Sweeney Todd in London until she was out of danger, forcing filming to be stopped. The source, who lives in the village, said: 'Johnny and Vanessa have one of the strongest relationships in Hollywood but after their daughter was taken ill the family became an even closer-knit unit. 'They have talked about marriage on and off for a long time but the recent emotional roller-coaster they have had to endure seems to have spurred them into action."

Vanessa Paradis must have bathed lepers and fed the hungry in a past life, because Johnny Depp is one of America's greatest living actors and Vanessa Paradis holds the title of World's Ugliest Pop Star. 9 out of 10 dentists agree she should probably just start over.

Lily-Rose, Johnny Depp's 7 year old daughter is in serious condition in a London hospital suffering from an undisclosed condition. Depp, along with his long long-time girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, and his family, has been keeping a constant vigil at his daughter's bedside for the past nine days.

They are worried sick, but Lily-Rose is getting the very best treatment available. Johnny has not asked for any special favours but just wants the
best for his child, like any parent. It is such a difficult time for him but he is hanging in there for the sake of his daughter and the whole family is just praying that she gets better. They are taking each day as it comes. It's been an emotional roller coaster for all of them, and he has been finding it hard keeping it together. He's a devoted dad and is spending as much time as he can with Lily."

Johnny Depp is an IDLYITW favorite, and we are hoping for nothing but the best for his daughter. We are also hoping that the STDs finally finish off Paris Hilton. Seriously, she must be some sort of slut robot or an alien sent to study us because it can't be medically possible for her to still be alive, can it?


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