Hugh Jackman is a panty creamer [Dlisted]
Paris Hilton is looking pathetic on purpose [Hollywood Rag]
Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are at the beach [Hollywood Tuna]
Stephen Colbert behind the scenes [College Humor]
I'm Exhausted, Too (Georgia Rule) [Pajiba]
Ben Affleck does Daddy time [ASL]
Elisabetta Canalis in Max magazine [Horny Oyster]
Lindsay Lohan is doing drugs and Calum Best [Egotastic]
Conan O'Brien rocks new Star Wars characters [City Rag]
Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll [Popoholic]
Sarah Silverman: Sexy Maxim girl [Just Jared]
Matthew McConaughey gets back to the bongos [Popsugar]
Britney Spears dressed as a porno clown (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Marisa Miller: "Hottest swimsuit model ever." [Double Viking]

Help Paris Hilton go to jail [Here]
Angelina Jolie doesn't want to marry Brad Pitt [Hollywood Rag]
Ethan Hawke is fighting the hot [Dlisted]
Paris Hilton ate corn with me [City Rag]
Lindsay Lohan is going to play a stripper [Popoholic]
Gemma Atkinson's breasts will be huge in America [Hollywood Tuna]
Turtle vs. Kitty [Horny Oyster]
Bobby Brown sues Whitney Houston [ASL]
Kate Bobblehead Bosworth is out on the town [Popsugar]
Pedophiles love Hayden Panettiere [Egotastic]
Mr. T and Your Mom [College Humor]
Salma Hayek takes a spill [Just Jared]
Ornella Muti slips a nipple [Drunken Stepfather]

Help Paris Hilton Serve 45 Days in Jail [HERE]
Sting and Trudie Styler are assholes? [Dlisted]
Fergie is motivational [Hollywood Tuna]
Angelina Jolie's biological baby wasn't a threat [Hollywood Rag]
Olivier Martinez picks his nose [ASL]
Natalie Portman wants a continuous video feed [Egotastic]
Lindsay Lohan: Look at my bellybutton ring! [Just Jared]
The worst singer you will hear oll day. [College Humor]
Jessica Alba is uncomfortable with being sexy [Popoholic]
Heath Ledger isn't flipping off the paparazzi, for once [Popsugar]
Olsen Twins nose job charting [City Rag]
Lindsay Lohan wants you to forget she's a coke whore [CelebNewsWire]
Pajiba's 10 Sexiest People - The Celebrities You'd Most Like to Bang [Pajiba]
Fran Drescher bikini pics! (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Remember "Mosh Girl?" Austin's friend wishes he was her. [Austin's Ink]

Paris' new attorney writes a bullshit statement for her [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz is trying to make me like her [Hollywood Rag]
Don't forget to sign the No Clemency For Paris Hilton petition [HERE]
Petra Nemcova almost loses a boob [Hollywood Tuna]
New Transformers movie clip [Popoholic]
Catherine Bell: "most underrated hottie of all time" [Double Viking]
Akon's damage control person writes a bullshit statement for him [TMZ]
Brad Pitt at the American Embassy [Just Jared]
Jane Magazine posts smut and gets ads (NSFW ads, haha) [Drunken Stepfather]
David Arquette: "I do love weed." [City Rag]
Bad Medicine (Real Time Review of Pucked) [Pajiba]
More Mayer and Simpson Costume Institute Gala crap [Egotastic]
Mandy Moore sneaks around without her boot [Popsugar]
Kim Kardashian without makeup [Horny Oyster]
Victoria Beckham's car breaks down [INO]
Pornography taylor made for Don Imus (and Al Sharpton) [Best Week Ever]

Paris Hilton: suicide socialite [Hollywood Rag]
Conan O'Brien visits Intel [Popoholic]
Ty Pennington charged with DUI [TMZ]
Alessandra Ambrosio and friends do GQ [Hollywood Tuna]
Tom Sizemore gets busted with meth in Bakersfield [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria attention whoring in Vegas [City Rag]
Jessica Simpson not attention whoring in Vegas [Egotastic]
Zach Braff loves The Ex and himself [Popsugar]
Double Penetration [College Humor]
Lohan poses with a gun [ASL]
Kelly Clarkson looking like a nightmare at TRL [Just Jared]
Jessica Simpson admits she's a natural brunette, omg no way! [Us Magazine]
Lindsay Lohan is obviously a drug addicted party slut [Drunken Stepfather]
Lisa Snowdon bikinis and boobs [Horny Oyster]

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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy at the fight [Hollywood Rag]
Vanessa Minnillo and Kirsten Dunst sideboob side by side [City Rag]
The Hoff won't be seeing his kids any time soon [ASL]
Hilary Duff is getting there [Popoholic]
The Hoff is the new face of Wendy's? [Horny Oyster]
A rare Kendra Wilkinson bikini moment [Hollywood Tuna]
Jessica Simpson is orange and busty [Egotastic]
Pictures of Paris Hilton smoking a joint at Coachella [Dlisted]
Pamela Anderson's Sin City summer [Just Jared]
A Tangled Web Indeed (Spider-Man 3) [Pajiba]
Family Guy vs. Capcom [College Humor]
Tom Cruise pays $35 million for a new cage for Katie [TPC]
Jannel Syzyska wasn't raped by Joe Francis? (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Body Fuzion with Drew Barrymore [The Shortest Bus]
Rupert Everett makes a funny [ICYDK]

Angelina Jolie wants nights with Brad [Hollywood Rag]
Michelle Rodriguez lies about being a lesbian [Dlisted]
Jessica Biel is too sexy to be taken seriously [Egotastic]
Patrick Dempsey does Chinatown [Just Jared]
Paris Hilton's boyfriend probably dumped her [ASL]
Pamela Anderson wants to see Scarlett Johansson naked [Hollywood Tuna]
Tyra Banks discusses Stacy Keibler's super legs [Popoholic]
Fergie and the science of fug [City Rag]
Lindsay Lohan goes to see Britney's crappy show (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
George Clooney gets all gussied up [Popsugar]
Leticia Cline (TNA) photoshoot [Horny Oyster]
Oh God, it's an I Love New York 2 casting call! [VH1 Blog]
Us Weekly speaks out of its ass? [Jossip]
A very staged The Hills photo-op starring new breast implants [MollyGood]

Here's the full, uncensored video of The Hoff drunk and cussing at his kid while he barely manages to eat his Wendy's, and people are calling us assholes for posting it. We're assholes. Enjoy!
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Andy Dick gets caught on camera snorting coke [Dlisted]
Joe Francis can't afford black girls [Hollywood Rag]
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen carry their purses together [Popsugar]
Fergie looks just like her dog [City Rag]
Kate Bosworth's flat chested nipple slip [Hollywood Tuna]
Justin Timberlake in sync with HBO [Just Jared]
Keira Knightley wants to quit acting [Popoholic]
Alyson Hannigan is still at the beach [Egotastic]
Sienna Miller looks like hell, as usual [ASL]
I'm so Pathetically in Love With This Film Pie (Waitress) [Pajiba]
More high and drunk Lindsay Lohan pics (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jodie Marsh is a sexy nurse [Horny Oyster]
Angelina Jolie gives her co-star a lapdance [CelebNewsWire]
Why women love Spider-Man [Double Viking]

Bonus: David Hasselhoff drunk off his asselhoff.

"In what appears to be a cry for help, ET has obtained exclusive video of David Hasselhoff in Las Vegas -- where he is currently starring in The Producers -- in which he appears to be intoxicated in heartbreaking footage believed taken 3 months ago by his 17-year-old daughter, Taylor." [Source]

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