I got an email this morning pointing out the fact that Vikki Blows hasn't been on the site for a while, so I took immediate steps to change that. Like the time your sister told me was pregnant. Seriously, it could have been anybody's. She's kind of a slut, dude.


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Btw, I'm making a mixtape for Vikki, and I'm thinking this for the first song. What do you guys think? I think she'll love it. Everybody loves a saxophone solo.

I really don't know if there is anything better than Vikki Blows. Maybe a kitten sitting on a cloud. Or a baby koala sliding down a rainbow into a bouncy house. Where he plays and teaches a basket of puppies how to make friendship bracelets.

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Jenna Jameson is rushed to the hospital. In front of paparazzi. For a tummy ache [Popeater]
Bar and Miranda at the beach [Popoholic]
Helena Christensen naked for Reebok [Egotastic]
Christina Aguilera cameltoe [TaxiDriver Movie]
Hardest working bras on the planet [COED Magazine]
In Justin Bieber's defense, Germany isn't in America [College Humor]
Jennifer Aniston is insecure [Celebslam]
Coco's ass is a bar [Cityrag]
2nd hottest Jewish girl ever [Heyman Hustle]
James Franco might be gay [Cele|bitchy]
A ginger wants to be the hottest college girl, fails [The Chive]
Cheryl Cole is hot [Celebtoast]

The Vikki Blows to post ratio has been sorely lacking lately, so I thought I'd fix that. You're welcome.

Vikki Blows appeared on the German television show Taff, where she gave an interview topless. Because that's what chicks with perfect tits do. I mean, how else do they expect to get that job? Their resume? Awww, look at you! Aren't you just the cutest thing ever.

I checked outside to see if there were any reindeer on my roof and I turned on the news to see if suicide rates had gone up, but to my surprise it's not Christmas yet. I thought for sure it would be because in this month's appropriately titled NUTS Magazine, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, Hannah Martin, Sam Kellett, and India Reynolds are topless. So if you happen to see me dip my penis in gamma radiation then teleport to England, you can assume the genie owes me one more wish.

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Vikki Blows is really the only British model who doesn't have the X-Man power of a gigantic rack, but she's also one of the hottest. She's slutty and looks like she'd burn you with a car cigarette lighter if you didn't lick it right, and that has my penis intrigued. Because the possibility of having sex with this chick then waking up with a pentagram carved in your chest and her placing candles around a severed head on the dresser is way more hotter than my sex tape DVD commentary. Me explaining why I'm crying and apologizing wasn't really as cathartic as I had hoped.

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