Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown was hospitalized twice after the news of Houston's death broke. Radar Online reports:

Whitney Houston's 18-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, was hospitalized just after midnight — this was BEFORE she was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a SECOND time Sunday afternoon, a family source has confirmed to Star magazine and RadarOnline.com. "She tried to ease the pain of losing her mother by having a few alcoholic drinks," the insider said. "She was distraught, on the verge of a complete breakdown. Not knowing what to do, members of her mother's entourage tried to calm her down with a sedative. The two were an unfortunate mix and she ended up passing out." As we first reported via Twitter in the early hours of Sunday morning, the Beverly Hills Fire Department requested a rescue and engine to the same floor of the Beverly Hilton where Houston, 48, was found dead to treat another "person who is ill," a law enforcement source confirmed. The call was made just after midnight.

Whitney Houston died after mixing sedatives, booze, and a bathtub. The people around Houston's 18-year-old daughter thought the best way to help her cope with that was to have her mix sedatives and booze. The kid's mom just fucking died. She's going to be distraught. Did they think it was okay as long as they kept her away from puddles? I'm not a fortune teller or anything, and ultimately she's responsible for her own decisions, but with handlers and rolemodels like these, it's safe to say this kid is doomed.

Whitney Houston, one of the greatest voices that ever lived, died today at 48. USA Today reports:

Word of the 48-year-old singer's death broke early Saturday evening as the industry gathered in Los Angeles for the official Pre-Grammy Gala hosted by her mentor Clive Davis, chief creative officer of Sony Music Worldwide. The cause and location of her death are unknown.

While anyone, especially a musical legend, dying so suddenly and so young is unfortunate, let's be real. This is a woman who challenged allegations of her well-documented crack use by asking to see receipts for it. I doubt the cause is as mysterious as they're making it out to be. In any case, Katy Perry is still alive, so music's going to suck for a really, really long time.

Christina Aguilera should have studied this a little harder:

"No thank you. I'm just looking."

Despite having more hits than a hired mob assassin, a $100 million record deal with Arista/BMG in 2001, and selling 44 million copies of a movie soundtrack, Whitney Houston is now reportedly completely destitute and living off loans from her record label and soon-to-not-be friends. Stay off crack, kids. Daily Mail reports:

The 48-year-old singer - who has overcome crack cocaine addiction - has allegedly spent all of her fortune, including a reported $100 million record deal. Whitney is being financially supported by her record label Arista, which has given her an advance payment on her next album, according to reports. ‘She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke.’ Whitney - whose ex-husband is Bobby Brown - is believed to be in such a dire financial position she has even had to resort to contacting friends for small loans. The source added: ‘She called someone to ask for $100. It is so sad. She should have Mariah Carey money, and she's flat broke.’

I could go on a long diatribe about how drugs are bad, but I can't. Because drugs are fantastic. That's the problem. It's just sad when someone who was the personification of the total package falls off the deep end because they wanted to smoke an asteroid everyday. Wow, I'm in a really empathetic mood today. Homeless guys better get at me.

Brace yourself, Whitney Houston's daughter is a cokewhore. I need to sit down or go walk by a lake, because I totally didn't see this coming the minute she was born. Radar Online reports:

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown snorted lines of cocaine at a party recently and it was all caught on camera...The 18-year-old teenage daughter of Whitney and rapper Bobby Brown is on a partying path of destruction; smoking marijuana, chugging beer and getting drunk on bottles of Everclear, a 151 proof grain alcohol, according to the National Enquirer. “Krissi is addicted to cocaine. I’ve tried to stop her, but all she said was, ‘I’m just like my mother!’” an ex-boyfriend of the troubled teen told the magazine. “Krissi has grown up seeing both her parents high on a regular basis.” The March 14 issue splashed eight photos of Bobbi Kristina – Krissi, as her friends call her – across a two-page spread where she’s clearly seen taking lines of cocaine up her nose off a plate at an Atlanta-area house party. “Krissi was pretty wired. I also saw her kiss a man and drink a 40-ounce bottle of Budweiser,”her former boyfriend said. “Whitney needs to see what her daughter is doing to herself. If Krissi doesn’t stop soon, this addiction to cocaine will kill her!”

It sucks for this kid that she had no guidance from her parents who chose to be selfish drug addicts with no sense of responsibility instead of loving and nurturing, but if there's a lesson in all this (and there always is), it's if you're gonna get busted snorting blow off a plate for the whole world to see, at least be drinking a decent beer. It's hard for me to feel any sympathy for someone who drinks a 40-ounce of Budweiser.

Too bad an asteroid isn't headed towards Earth. Whitney would be a hero after we sent her into space with a crackpipe.

With Whitney’s drug habit raging out of control, her entourage recruited a drug dealer who sold her $6,000 worth of cocain during a tour stop in June, as eyewitness to the deal told the Enquirer. Although Whiteny claimed to be drug-free during her interview with Oprah, she was actually high as a kite at the time, said a source. Now an Enquirer investigation has discovered Whitney has spent $6,300 a week on drugs - or $327,600 a year. “Whitney is a dead woman walking! With the amount of drugs she’s buying, she won’t be able to live long. She’ll be dead in months,” her friend Marlon David told the Enquirer.

Christ. This bitch is like a ghetto version of Lot's wife. But instead of being a pillar of salt because she turned around, Whitney is be a cremated pile on a Vegas hotel suite table after she gets caught in an ACME bear trap because Lindsay's debit card doesn't work anymore.

In the airport returning home to America as a conquering hero after her concert in Australia, Whitney Houston looked fresh and relaxed and obviously disappointed in the quality of crack available in Australia. "Frankly, it's just not that good," Whitney was overheard saying, "It's just not that good at all."


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Yeah, so remember back in the early 90's when you would turn on the radio and every station was playing a song from The Bodyguard soundtrack? Do you also remember wearing Red Camel shoes with white socks? What was up with that? Anyway, Whitney's signature song for the rest of her career after that was I Will Always Love You. She's smoked asteroids of crack since then, so imagine the awe and wonder of the audience when she took the stage in Brisbane to sing it. Then imagine them eight minutes later. Here's a hint: It's not good.

Mirror UK has a picture of Whitney Houston getting off the plane in Korea where she's set to perform. I don't know if any Koreans are in the market for a $10 cordless drill at 2am, but I get the feeling it might be their lucky day.