Despite evidence which says otherwise, Will Smith has vehemently denied that he is a Scientologist. He's right, because people who aren't Scientologists donate $1 million of their own money to open a private school ran by Scientology all the time. FOX News reports:

The New Village Academy plans to use some teaching methods developed within the Church of Scientology and has hired a team of Scientologists to put them into action. Pinkett-Smith, who currently home-schools the couple's two children, has long been talking about opening up a school where Jaden, 9, and Willow, 7, can continue to receive an education in line with their beliefs, friends told FOXNews.com. So she and her actor husband are bankrolling the pre-kindergarten through sixth grade school in Calabasas, Calif., and they have selected a group of Scientologists, including the Director of Learning, Director of Qualifications and Artistic Director, to create that atmosphere. But you won't find references to the Church of Scientology on NVA's Web site. Ron Reynolds, executive director of the California Association of Private School Organizations, a consortium of the state's private and religious schools, said it's not the actual teaching of Scientology methods that raises a red flag for him. His concern is the school's non-disclosure about its apparent religious affiliation. "School should be forthright about its purposes. And if it's a religious school, I don't see why it wouldn't wish to announce its religious affiliation loud and clear," Reynolds said."

Man, I wonder why Scientology is being so secretive? What parent wouldn't want their children to learn from lesson plans based on the teachings of an insane drug-addicted science fiction writer? Just tell the truth, it won't hurt. I've never kissed a girl. See? That wasn't so bad.

Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the MTV Movie Awards last night:

With the current push to expose Scientology as the Hitler regime style cult that it is, Scientology is strongly recruiting black people to help their image. Already having built a center in Harlem, Scientology is working to make Will Smith, Jada Pinkett, and Kimora Lee Simmons the new celebrity faces of Scientology. MSNBC (by way of Radar) reports:

He's been getting more and more involved (in Scientology)," said one source. "And it isn't just him, it's definitely Jada, too."..."It's not so much that anyone is upset that Will is becoming a Scientologist," the source added after seeing a copy of the nine-page Radar piece. "It's that as he becomes more involved, you'd think he'd sort of help fly the flag with Tom (Cruise), who seems to only get a bad rap for it, while Will does this and comes through just fine."

"As for Kimora Lee Simmons, the Radar piece makes the case for including her among the ranks of celebrity Scientologists. The magazine points to a 2006 gathering where Scientology leader David Miscavige "spoke glowingly of Kimora Lee Simmons' efforts to distribute a personalized edition of Hubbard's "The Way to Happiness," featuring her image on the cover, to school kids in New Jersey."

It's unclear how they decided on Will Smith, his lesbian wife, and that transvestite Kimora, but I guess anything would be better than what Scientology is currently working with. A cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise would be a better spokesman than Tom Cruise at this point.

Here is the video which links Kimora Lee Simmons to Scientology (Skip to 6:14 if you don't care to listen to Napoleon Hitler for too long.):

Will Smith is Tom Cruise's best friend, so it really shouldn't be a big surprise that Smith has now joined the Church of Scientology and is openly recruiting others. New York Daily News says:

Big stars traditionally distribute "wrap presents" to crew members after completing a film. His recent gift after wrapping next summer's comedy "Hancock" was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center....The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that - surprise! - Scientology can fix right up for you...[Smith]told "Access Hollywood" last month: "I was introduced to it by Tom, and I'm a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism."

I wonder if Will Smith could pick out a bible out in a lineup, because I've looked, and I can't find the part where Jesus flies a spaceship and battles a giant alien warlord. Maybe that's because Scientology would make more sense if it was based on Donkey Kong or microwave instructions.

Here are Charlize Theron and Will Smith on the set of Hancock. Charlize is looking hot, as usual, but stop with the dumb Will Smith movies, already. In this movie he's a "hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public [who] enters into a questionable relationship with the wife (Charlize Theron) of the public relations professional (Jason Bateman) who's trying to repair his image." Yeah, right. Why not just call it, "yet another movie where dorky looking Will Smith overacts, is loud, isn't funny, and gets the white girl?" Then people will still go see it, but they won't have to worry about all that bothersome suspension of disbelief and "I hope this one doesn't suck, too" stuff.