Zac Efron is trending on Twitter despite being barely relevant. It might have something to do with (nsfw) dick pictures. Are we sure this dude's not Irish?

Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer.

Then they hightailed over to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. And that, an eyewitness tells E! News, is when things got friskier, as the Zac laid down the mack on the blond beauty.

The twosome drank, dirty danced and made out. In other words, it was not G-rated High School Musical stuff.

"They got there a little after midnight," says a club insider. "They were at a VIP table...They were dancing, standing up by the table and dancing. They all took tequila shots together. He was grabbing her butt and doing very suggestive dancing. Then they made out a couple of times standing up where they were dancing. I was surprised they were doing that in front of everyone. It was like they didn't care.

"They were there for like an hour and left together."

The source adds that the 23-year-old Efron was "all about her" the entire night. The only time she left his side was when skateboarder-snowboarder Shaun White came up and talked to Zac. Otherwise, "they were side by side the entire night."

Considering Zac Efron wears more makeup to pump gas than most chongas wear to their proms, I have a hard time believing this is anything more than a publicity stunt. The only way I can feasibly picture Zac Efron dancing suggestively is in his dreams with Johnny Castle.

Our boy is back to bearding. Page Six reports:

Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."

Zac Efron wears more makeup than RuPaul and went from a conveniently documented relationship with his Disney costar to potentially banging some chick who looks like a supporting character in Toy Story, then back. Is he back in the closet? Did he get temporarily blinded after a rent boy maced him? Or did Vanessa finally return his Body Shop Passionfruit lip gloss and make amends? And will The Bachelor really find love this season, or is he just out for a taste of fame? God. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

Our boy is back to bearding. Page Six reports:

Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."

Zac Efron wears more makeup than RuPaul and went from a conveniently documented relationship with his Disney costar to potentially banging some chick who looks like a supporting character in Toy Story, then back. Is he back in the closet? Did he get temporarily blinded after a rent boy maced him? Or did Vanessa finally return his Body Shop Passionfruit lip gloss and make amends? And will The Bachelor really find love this season, or is he just out for a taste of fame? God. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

I always thought Zac Efron was gay. Then he met Megan Fox. I can see how that could change his mind. Showbiz Spy reports:

Hudgens, 20, was recently reported to have barred Efron from speaking with Fox after the pair had a dinner date in July. “Vanessa feels humiliated by what she perceives to be Zac cheating on her,” a source told the National Enquirer. “It stings so much more because Megan is one of the hottest women on the planet. “Vanessa demanded Zac cut all ties with Megan and swore if he didn’t, they were finished.” While sources close to Vanessa admit she’s not happy about Zac’s relationship with Megan, they insist she isn’t trying to keep the pair apart. “The stories that she’s banned Zac from seeing Megan are nonsense,” a source said. “She’s expressed concerns to Zac and I think she feels Megan is only flirting with Zac to annoy her. “We’ve told her there’s nothing to worry about. We think Megan fancies Zac but isn’t going to steal him.”

My dad is a sniper and my mom is the Vice President of a bank, so who the hell knows what kind of person love will lead into your heart. And if love happens to lead your dick into Megan Fox's ass, then hey man, go for it. Don't get me wrong, Vanessa Hudgens is a hot little piece, but let's be honest here, Megan Fox could be fused to airplane wreckage and I'd still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.

See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don't watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?

Well, outside of the woman thing, that' basically correct. But I don't need to watch Zac Efron movies to know the guy isn't funny. I can watch last night's Saturday Night Live or the star-filled, yet strangely completely unfunny Funny Or Die video about Zac Efron's pool party.



Look, dude, you look good an Tween magazines and make boat loads of money, there's just no reason that I should like you. Rephrase: Zac Efron has never done anything I've been remotely interested in, and the stuff that I do end up watching isn't good.

Though Vanessa Hudgens is pretty attractive, and he keeps that chick in line. Look at her slink behind him on their way to the SNL afterparty at the Heartland Brewery.

You can tell you are getting old when the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards offers absolutely nothing you want to see. Check out this MTV roundup:

The first award of the night, Favorite TV Show, was handed out by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson and went to "iCarly." "We wouldn't be up here without you guys," the show's star, Miranda Cosgrove, told the super-excited crowd. Tons of celebs made appearances throughout the night, like Favorite Male Singer winner Jesse McCartney, Will Ferrell, Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman, all of whom got slimed, a time-honored KCA tradition.

Although she wasn't there to claim her Blimp, Selena Gomez won Favorite TV Actress for her work on "Wizards of Waverly Place." Keeping the girl power alive were the Pussycat Dolls, who didn't win any Blimps but did perform "When I Grow Up" and their version of the "Slumdog Millionaire" anthem "Jai Ho."

Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Corbin Bleu and Ashley Tisdale were there to accept the Favorite Movie award for "High School Musical 3: Senior Year." Hudgens also took home a Blimp for Favorite Movie Actress. "A quick shout-out to Lucas [Grabeel] and Monique [Coleman]. We love you guys," Efron said to his missing castmates while accepting the award. "Thank you all for embracing 'HSM.' We love you guys."

It was cute-boy overload as Efron presented the award for Favorite Music Group to the Jonas Brothers. "Thank you guys so much," Joe said, before Nick added, "It's been amazing. We've enjoyed the ride thoroughly." More swooning ensued when "Gossip Girl" heartthrob Chace Crawford announced the JoBros' performance. They rocked the crowd and made girls scream when they performed "S.O.S." and "Burnin' Up."

It's like whomever was writing that was trying to make each paragraph less interesting. I didn't even go as far to talk about the huge Twilight ass-kissing that was going on. I don't know about you, but when I watched the Kid's Choice Awards way back when, there wasn't any "Favorite Book" category. And even if there was, shouldn't it be limited to the year the book came out?

Whatever, where Megan Fox goes, we follow, because she manages to look hot, even if it's for a group of barely pubescent teens who wouldn't know what to do to Megan Fox if they got within 3 feet of her.

Not that I know. I'd probably spit on her out of panic then forever tell the story of how Megan Fox got me arrested.

Even if you're talking about Pi and not Pie, a teenage girl that loves either too much is going to have problems getting dates. [EbaumNation]

Zac Efron has booty-calls on hold around the GLOBE? With WOMEN? [LaineyGossip]

Is it weird that a Britney Spear camel toe makes me as nostalgic as I get when I think about Surge commercials (SURGE!). Site NSFW, just like Surge. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Kevin Spacey is totally not gay *wink* and is with a guy who totally isn't his boyfriend *wink* being totally discreet *nudge* about looking at a book about big penises. [FilmDrunk]

Alyson Hannigan is cute even if she has some other dudes DNA poop in her uterus. [ICYDK]

Closeup of Scarlett Johansson's tits? Yes, as long as I'm not Ryan Reynolds. Which I'm obviously not. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

From those who brought you The Notebook comes The Handjob, a film that tugs at more than your heartstrings. [CollegeHumor]