Yes, that's John Mayer making a rap song for his YouTube channel. "I like sex and I'm good at it," the sample says. Thus far, the only person agreeing is Jennifer Aniston. And she's only agreeing with the "I like sex" part. [YouTube]

Hayden Panettiere is in Hawaii sticking her tiny nose where it doesn't belong. What "awareness" is she raising now? [LaineyGossip]

Porn star Bree Olsen has a healthy bowel movement before the AVN awards. See, porn stars are just like us! Except they have vast amounts of sex... Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Nicollette Sheridan upskirts are a good way to spend a slow Monday. If you wank to panties on Monday, you've earned full-on porn by Friday. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

If your mom buys you condoms, you're at least as lame as Zac Efron. [FatBackMedia]

When does Jennifer Love Hewitt dare to look her age? When she goes grocery shopping. [ICYDK]

Mischa Barton blogged her breakup before anyone could report it, mistakenly thinking that we still cared what Mischa Barton was up to? How about she makes a good movie or something instead of slutting herself out? [ImNotObsessed]

Ashlee Simpson is moving to Melrose Place where she will be overly sexualized and no one will mention that a baby named Bronx has already been pushed through that vag (hint: rhymes with Madge). [EW]

High School Musical star, Zac Efron was assaulted by a middle-aged man as he left the Apollo in London's West End last night. It didn't end in a dance off as many witnesses expected. The Daily Mail says:

"The bespectacled attacker, who was carrying a laptop computer under one arm, was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair. The startled 20-year-old, who plays Troy in the hugely successful Disney film franchise, is usually followed by crowds of swooning teenage girls. So being attacked by a middle-aged man must have given him a taste of the darker side of fame. An onlooker said: 'Some guy was just stood near the door where Zac and Vanessa emerged. He just reached over and grabbed the side of Zac's head. There was no provocation. It all turned into a bit of a mess. 'He was shouting all kinds of things at Zac. Their security team eventually dealt with it. They had to bundle Zac into a car, but at one point it looked as though the man was going to be pushed into it with him.'"

Some people might think it's weird that this dude was carrying a laptop, but in his defense, it's gets pretty boring waiting all that time in a van. I mean, once you've looked through a pair of binoculars once, you've pretty much looked through them all.

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, and ohmygodiknow their names at the UK premiere of High School Musical 3:


Photos: Splash, Daily Mail

High School Musical star and tween panty moistener, Zac Efron, 20, says fellow Disney star, Vanessa Hudgens (she takes nice pictures), 19, "outshines" other women. Whatever that means. Female First reports:

The 20-year-old actor - who has been dating Vanessa since they starred alongside each other in 2006 movie 'High School Musical' - immediately knew that Vanessa was the one for him. He said: "Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don't know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don't know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!"

I don't know what chick freshman lit major wrote this quote, but nice try on using the word "straight" as many times as you possibly could. Sorry, Zac Efron, but you're not fooling anybody there, Peter Pan. The only way she could outshine other women is if you convinced her to let you use glitter the next time you gave each other makeovers.

Vanessa Hudgens posing for some photoshoot:

Vanessa Hudgens likes to take naked pictures of herself and post them on the Internet. Her boyfriend, Zac Efron, likes how women's makeup can accentuate his best features while minimizing his trouble areas. MSNBC reports:

She wants to date a man, not a little girl," an insider revealed to Star. "Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes." The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa's little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. "He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him - and he didn't want them all staring at his pimple." Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well - for Zac. "Vanessa doesn't want to share makeup with her boyfriend," the source said. "It makes her feel weird."

When asked for comment, Efron put cotton balls between his toes and held up the key to his new Disney Princess Cinderella Talking Vanity. "It unlocks an interactive world of beauty!", he screamed. Some adult assembly required.

Vanessa in Miami on December 1st:

Jordan is still a Barbie nightmare [Hollywood Rag]
Gemma Atkinson still has boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
Dramatic Pumpkin [College Humor]
Paris Hilton's bullshit Rwanda PR trip is postponed [Dlisted]
Christina Ricci has nipples [City Rag]
Nicola Roberts wore panties (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Ugly Betty's Becky Newton [Popoholic]
Reese and Jake are still pretending to be a couple [Just Jared]
Laura Prepon is pregnant (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Diddy is selling more crap to morons [Popsugar]
Mena Suvari looking like a dude [Egotastic]
Blake Lively is a little fug and a lot boring [ASL]

Vanessa Hudgens at Frederick's of Hollywood 2008 Spring on Oct. 24th:

Disney has officially fired Vanessa Hudgens a little more than a month after several provocative pictures including one nude photo leaked online of the High School Musical star. OK! Magazine reports:

Disney finally decided that they don't want her back," an insider reveals to OK!. "They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He's the real star - the household name - and, most importantly, he comes without baggage."

Eh, whatever. Vanessa Hudgens was skinny and 18. Isn't getting naked and taking pictures of herself what she's supposed to do? Besides, we've already seen the worst, what else could happen? If they wanted to fire someone, they should have fired that little gaywad Zac Efron. I don't even want to know what kind of leaked crap he's gonna have. Probably something involving a ball gag and him being bent over in a horse stable.

More Vanessa Hudgens candids:

According to an In Touch Weekly magazine poll, Orlando Bloom won the title of "Sexiest Guy of Summer 2007." The poll is based on "hunky" male stars who will be appearing in films set to be released this summer. The top 10 list is as follows:

1. Orlando Bloom
2. Brad Pitt
3. Scott Speedman
4. Tyrese Gibson
5. Josh Hartnett
6. Chris Evans
7. Aaron Eckhart
8. Josh Duhamel
9. Matt Damon
10. Zac Efron

I still don't understand how metrosexual girlie-man types constantly make these lists, but then I guess my definition of "hunk" isn't limited to physique alone. At least Brad Pitt is near the top. I think it's safe to say he gets the least amount of facials and manicures out of most of the guys on this list, which automatically makes him more hunky in my book. Orlando Bloom may be a little less gay about wardrobe, Mystic Tans and personal hygene than most of these guys, but he's just a bad Johnny Depp impersonator when it comes down to it. I mean, I wore lace gloves, black plastic bracelets, 3 belts, 5 foot tall bangs, ruffled socks and pink neon pumps back in the 80s, but that didn't make me Madonna. Okay, no, yes it did. I was hot. Shut up.


Brad Pitt taking Maddox to school in Prague on May 14th:


Update: I have no idea why this deliciously sexy piece of ass, who I would encourage to do things to me which would make Kim Kardashian blush, is not on this list.


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Ok, so let me get this straight. Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zac Efron supposedly played boyfriend and girlfriend in the movie and now they're actually dating?! Wow, has that ever happened in the history of Hollywood? That's not cliche at all! Good luck you two, whoever you are!